Randy Tayler
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Randy Tayler
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Former orphan
https://exfish.us/1
15 billion scam ads per day is... a lot. I signed the petition for the gov to take action against Meta.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Found the origin of "67"
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Man, rulers are shit for drawing curved lines
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Next time I eat like I did today I should weigh how much sausage gravy there is to start
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's 2pm and I've taken 400 steps today

#sedentarygoals
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yeah, on second thought, I don't think charisma is my thing. My jam. My thing jam. Jammin' my-- hey, you're nodding in agreement pretty hard there
I'm thinking about becoming charismatic
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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vulcan baby won't stop debating
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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swallowed rank pip
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
First executive order should be mandating that 6.5 is a whole number.
Playing RISK with the kids and every time we count up the troops they go crazy on 6-7 and it’s just fueling my quest for global domination
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm thinking about becoming charismatic
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The people who invited Charlie Kirk to speak at UVU said beforehand they couldn't imagine he'd bring up anything controversial. LOL and, time permitting, LMAO
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Chia voodoo dolls
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
IDEA: mobile escape rooms. Lower-key, age appropriate puzzles. Then you mostly serve retirement homes - go set up, then a group in wheelchairs wheels in, and you guide them through escaping.
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dunno who needs to hear this, but I have never ever regretted doing the dishes when I thought I was too tired.

Next-morning-me is always so happy with night-before-me. Truly grateful. To myself! I get to give and receive thanks!
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The kicker. Oh my god.

(Read to the end. Trust me. You have to read all the way to the end.)

www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Colleague just got an email that starts: "Here's a polished and respectful letter you can send to your professor"
Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Are they trying to sell guns? Because this made me want to buy a gun.
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ANIMAL FACT: Star-nosed moles are virtually blind, which is how they got away with evolving to look like this
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM