Randy Tayler
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These three facts I know: the sky is blue, the world is round, and THE BIRDS is in the same cinematic universe as JURASSIC PARK.
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I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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Oh. I see today's prompt was not "Snarfish." My bad.

#inktober #inktober2025 #exceptNotReally #becauseIDrewItOnMyPhone
#starfish
Snarf, from the 1980s cartoon THUNDERCATS, except he's a starfish.
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See all of the Halloween Countdown cartoons at #HaHaHaHalloween
A Halloween Countdown cartoon shows a woman sitting on a park bench next to a pile of dust with an arrow sticking out. Above, Cupid hovers... perplexed. The caption reads: "Why vampires don't date."
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God I hope the 2029 Nuremberg trials aren't only televised on pay-per-view
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I don't even love us and I'm American
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air traffic controllers have had it too good for too long IMO. up there in their towers, lording over us, deciding who lives and who dies.
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Okay, an actually pen and paper #inktober. The prompt for today is #pierce, but I added in #oversizedthumb for a challenge.
A drawing of a left hand holding a wooden stake.
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I thought the 27 was always implied. 27 half-cups of ice cream, for example.
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If I ever craft a post this good, I will not waste it replying to some thread. I will carve it into marble and erect a statue in its honor.
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Ah I see that clears things up nicely, thank you so much. But one more thing -- if Mr Fortunato was never here I wonder how his name got in the visitor logs?
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The tunnels even extend all the way to the MTC. A few elders I knew snuck off one night to go exploring, I was appalled to learn. Presumably they're destined for the telestial kingdom.

(Having rejected the church in its entirety I'm probably on my way to outer darkness. Ahhh, soothing darkness.)
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Irregular frames shapes make it hard to follow the action, and boot you out of the story.
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Elapsed doodle time: 12 minutes

#inktober #inktober2025 #deer
A sprinting deer carrying a soccer ball in its antlers, being chased by a soccer player
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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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I like when I have a business idea that is far too ambitious for me to accomplish. Those moments wrestling with the idea before discovering I'm out of my depth? Those are good times. They far outweigh the letdown of finding the business exceeds my time or ability.

I should sell ideas for money! I--
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Can't the governor just deploy the national guard to, say, a corn maze or something? "Sorry mister president, I already deployed the troops on a two week tour of Hillbilly's Horror Maize."
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KOOL-AID MAN: *breaks thru wall* ohh yeahhh

HUMPTY DUMPTY: ohh noooooo
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Dyson sphere refers to a hypothetical spheroid vacuum cleaner being announced
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☝️☝️ I rarely swipe over to other feeds. I follow folks, and slowly discover others as they get reposted.
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I don't do Inktober, but I drew this digitally for you.

#inktober #animation #Halloween