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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 19d

I was born today a long time ago

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · 29d

Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Sep 10

The fact he was wearing a shirt marked “freedom” when his neck got turned into a convertible

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Sep 10

Literally wearing a shirt that said “freedom” lol

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Aug 19

Seeing the Philly Phanatic show up to the My Chemical Romance show and throw cheesesteaks into the crowd is the closest I’ve ever come to being in a Paul Verhoeven movie

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Aug 8

me walking into Saturday

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Aug 6

Ugh, I’m sorry bud 😢 it shouldn’t be that hard for them to support and understand you

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · Aug 4

Millenials/Gen Z are the weirdest parents, the obsession over childhood autonomy right up until it means working. Handing teachers 'gentle parenting guides' and then refusing to read.

Half the purpose of reading the same boring story 200 times in a row is to associate reading with enjoyment lol

Screen time has increasingly replaced story time, and experts warn this could lead to children falling behind
Last week, former elementary school teacher Spencer Russell posed a question to parents who follow his Instagram account, Toddlers Can Read: "Why aren't you reading aloud to your kids?"
The responses, which Russell shared with the Guardian, ranged from embarrassed to annoyed to angry. "It's so boring," said one parent. "I don't have time," said another. One mother wrote in: "I don't enjoy reading myself."
Others reported difficulty getting their children to sit still long enough for a full dose of Goodnight Moon or Mother Goose: "He's always interrupting," or "my son just wants to skip all the pages." They noted the monotony of story time, with one saying: "I love reading with my kids, but they request the same book over and over."

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Aug 4

“Hey I can’t put this together while The Rite of Spring plays that loud”

“WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY GENIUS”

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 28

hey just a periodic reminder that it’s so fucking easy to not be a sex pest that anyone being a sex pest has no excuse

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · May 29

[the writer's barely-disguised fetish voice] i'm like the bene gesserit of creating muscle girls

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 25

They’d have had his body lying in state on stage for the next three Raw shows

The wrestlers would have to wrestle in front of Hogan’s corpse

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

“Go out and buy the biggest bag of steroids in the market!”

“The bag hanging in the window sir?”

“The very same!”

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

Just had a vision and ran with it

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

Hulkamania has been compromised to a permanent end

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

I think the third was that guy who was on the Cosby show, he came before Ozzy and Hogan

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It’s That Kev @acanticleforkev.bsky.social · Jul 24

Rest in Piss Hulk Hogan

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lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · Jul 22

black sabbath is important to me for a lot of reasons, but like imagine it's 1970 and every other band is doing songs about flowers and shit, and then you have these four gnarly hairy dudes from Birmingham doing songs about nuclear fallout and drug addiction and war, lmao. and it sounds like THAT