I dunno, I've seen some very compelling pictures of bears walking bipedally that convinced me that people were actually seeing what they thought was "big foot." (In actuality it is just a bear that woke up from hibernation recently)
I want to inform him of the canonical fact that all Space Marines are an asexually reproducing female parasite that is implanted inside of a human host, and that all of the Primarchs are female, as they are the equivalent of an insect queen.
I feel like metric is really good up until you get to about an inch, then Imperial really comes into its own until you get to a foot, since metric just kinda jumps from centimeter to meter which is an unwieldy gap.
I guess what I'm saying is why you no use decameters?
Fun fact, growing up my one friend's claim to fame is he drank water out of the Skook and survived. (Don't do this, it's like 70% mine runoff)
Second fun fact. Growing up I would constantly hear stories about how the Skook would change colors each day due to a factory dumping different waste dyes.
You get to suck the meat off of the bones. It's cathartic. Same with ribs. Or just devouring a rotisserie chicken with your bare hands. (Even better if you share ripping it apart with your partner)
BBQ wings are better than hot wings though. Those just tend to taste like spicy vinegar.
