Justine Warren
@adancingferret.bsky.social
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Disabled former Egyptian archaeologist and history & anthro instructor, perpetual smart ass, autoimmune & migraine battler, PTSD + abuse survivor, artist, she/her Full-time RV life
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Intro post:
Ok, so once upon a time I was ABD in Egyptian archaeology and then my body finally staged the full scale rebellion it had been threatening and I had to fuck off out of grad school
Then I managed to adjunct for a while until my brain said “hahahaha, fuck no” 1/
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I didn’t actually click on it, but I saw something about a kid managing to recreate a working Archimedes heat ray…
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And this is ready for next steps
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Tree spirit is nearly finished
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Definitely should be the next Bond
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In the interest of full disclosure, I’m providing this never before seen footage of Bran collecting intelligence data in between yelling at the Shih Tzu across the way for being a counterintelligence officer.
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Yes, we’ve been traveling the west in a battered RV making no money just to engage in a psyop against Graham Hancock via the super sneaky methodology of pointing out how goddamn dumb his ideas are.
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🧵 I regret to inform you all that our cover as secret agents of the CIA or the UN or the World Wrestling Federation or whoever the hell Jimmy Corsetti thinks is secretly running the world this week has been blown.
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My barkaeologist has a little dirt on his nose…
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Well, it’s just his chew that he keeps burying and digging back up, but he does show it to me
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Of course! He backfills and everything!
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More excavation than Graham Hancock or Jimmy Corsetti have ever done
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Apparently corticosteroids made me closer to God
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I would like to further announce that I will be offering an exclusive course in translating ancient Egyptian using Welsh.
Please use the tip feature in my profile to send $100 to secure your access to this revolutionary, unprecedented course that is definitely real.
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I would like to make the following statement:
Graham Hancock is a literary genius, DeDunker is a model of independent scholarship and integrity, Corsetti is a heroic adventurer , Rogan is a latter day Edgar R Murrow, and there’s a lost Welsh city under the Giza pyramids
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It’s usually much better with BLM and park service roads but damn did it fail hard today
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I just discovered you can rage scream along to Islands in the Stream though
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I would like to extend a hearty and heartfelt FUCK YOU AND THE BITS YOU RODE IN ON to GMaps

I will not be taking questions.
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We had a complicated relationship, but that’s one of the things I value most.

It’s a difficult subject, especially because recognizing biases can be so difficult