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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult
@adhdgobl.in
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Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 29m
A woman corrected me on the Internet once and my penis fell off immediately. I haven't stopped yelling about it since.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 32m
Watching on 30x speed to binge the whole series before the game starts.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 36m
I could never, even during the LCS, insult poutine. I just don't have it in me.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1h
Doing some research before the Mariners at Blue Jays game tonight.
Reddit screenshot from r/Canada [Asking Canadians] What are some good slurs for Canadian people? We as Americans really have nothing to cuss you out with?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1h
This is actually where helicopters return to birth their young. Nature is healing.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1h
Oh man, this sure is the product of a healthy and not traumatized brain.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1h
A bold, new strategy!
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 2h
These things are absolutely scams that target vulnerable people. I used to spend a regrettable amount of time in Florida for work and these machines were EVERYWHERE in poor Latino and Black neighborhoods in Miami and Tampa, and nowhere else.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
Lots of raccoonposting on this site today.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
Cosmetic surgeons HATE this one weird trick.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
Oh yeah, making people worse is a regional specialty.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
Yet another impossible body standard. Real Pumpkinheads have curves (on their monstrous, demonic heads)
The cover art for Pumpkinhead, with a monster with spindly, clawed hands standing menacingly in front of a full moon
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
You cannot fix someone from the PNW, it's simply impossible.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 5h
Anyone who says anything other than Spheal is simply incorrect.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
I've heard of commodity fetishism, but this is ridiculous!
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
Marxism is when a woman tells you that you're wrong.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 10h
I would agree if this were the only shitty thing SA did. They have a long, nasty history of discrimination against LGBT people, and the only thing pressuring them accomplished was getting them to put some "we don't discriminate against anyone" pablum on their website without changing their behavior.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 22h
Dude just got off the 10-day IL (consumption)
razzball.bsky.social
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d
You just got beat by a time traveler from the 1910s
Brewers Andrew Vaughn
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 22h
Tag yourself, I'm
A cookie man that looks like it's staring into the butthole of Cthulhu himself
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 23h
Okay Cubs and Brewers. Let's have a nice, normal playoff game that doesn't last till 1:30 and drive two fanbases completely insane.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 23h
Absolutely the only cool and fun use for ChatGPT if you ask me.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 23h
Chuck Tingle's early work was something else.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 23h
I swear that man's blood is 90% Xanax.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
SIZEABLE.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
Bazardo just going full sicko mode out there was absolutely incredible.
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