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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult
@adhdgobl.in
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Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 15m
Okay Cubs and Brewers. Let's have a nice, normal playoff game that doesn't last till 1:30 and drive two fanbases completely insane.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 27m
Absolutely the only cool and fun use for ChatGPT if you ask me.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 28m
Chuck Tingle's early work was something else.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 31m
I swear that man's blood is 90% Xanax.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
SIZEABLE.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
Bazardo just going full sicko mode out there was absolutely incredible.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
He's SO BAD.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
The fact that games like this are called by national TV announcers is a crime.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
Fans of 27 baseball teams: "This is incredible, this is the best postseason game I've ever seen."
Fans of the Mariners and Tigers: "I am going to kill myself if this game goes to one more inning."
Blue Jays fans:
The Sickos guy from The Onion saying "Yes.... Ha ha ha... Yes!"
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
It's actually not ideal that the Mariners ONLY had to play a 15-inning game. It would be much better if the game were still currently going.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
Dan Wilson furiously reading the MLB rule book, his eyes going wide as he says "There's no rule that says a salmon can't play baseball."

Humpy takes the mound in the top of the 42nd.
Humpy the Salmon, a person in a distressing salmon fursuit. Scalesuit? I don't know.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
Holy shit, I definitely thought Riley was like four years older than he is.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
I can imagine Griffey and Vladdy hanging out together just saying nothing but "fuck the Yankees" back and forth to each other all day long and thinking it was the best social interaction they've ever had.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
Reddit-style atheists are MGTOW guys for religion. They've built their entire personalities around being furious at something that they ostensibly don't care about.
bonesito.bsky.social
Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 21h
I like when the militant atheists pop up in the replies to posts that are college football jokes. Like this is how you spend your days?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 8h
I only go to my local goth club's non-kink, non-queer night. It's on the third Wednesday of August every five years.
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 19h
SEATTLE GODDAMN MARINERS
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
I hope this season ends with everyone eschewing violence and debating each other in the marketplace of ideas.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
Okay but I might say some unpleasant things about Neil Peart (may he rest in peace) and I want you to know that I only half mean them.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
ACCURATE.
condopotato.bsky.social
condo potato 🥔 @condopotato.bsky.social · 18h
Everything hurts but feels good at the same time
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
I'm just so fucking happy right now.
A team picture of the Mariners gathered in the infield celebrating their walkoff victory in the ALDS
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
Unsolicited Mick pic
Mick Foley giving a thumbs up
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
I have no idea what Molly's talking about here. Mathilda was warming up in the bullpen and was going to pitch in the 16th if necessary.
mollyknight.bsky.social
Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22h
She’s sleeping through this game at home, smarter than all of us. 😂
The Muñoz family.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
I would like to apologize in advance for the very horrible things I am going to say about the Blue Jays and Toronto and Canada in general for the next week or so.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 19h
It's cool I will surely feel totally fine and not like I have a dozen simultaneous ecstasy hangovers tomorrow IT'S FINE I'M GOOD.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 19h
MY MEMORY FROM THE SEVENTH INNING ON IS JUST TV STATIC LET'S FUCKIN' GO THOUGH
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