Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In tragic news, I have just learned that my dog is being subjected to horrible abuse (not being allowed to jump up on the couch before her surgery sutures are removed).
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In tragic news, I have just learned that my dog is being subjected to horrible abuse (not being allowed to jump up on the couch before her surgery sutures are removed).
World's a fuck, share an island
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
World's a fuck, share an island
The person who came up with the idea of in-game commercials that take up half the screen should be [USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST].
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The person who came up with the idea of in-game commercials that take up half the screen should be [USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST].
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nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub is a 2d point-and-click adventure game written by @netscape.bsky.social and yours truly. set in the year 1936, our game follows a trio of protagonists as they race against nazis and black muslim militants to unlock the secrets of the evil scientist yakub.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub is a 2d point-and-click adventure game written by @netscape.bsky.social and yours truly. set in the year 1936, our game follows a trio of protagonists as they race against nazis and black muslim militants to unlock the secrets of the evil scientist yakub.
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the seattle mariners
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
the seattle mariners
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He's called Mister Rogers, not Mister Sits In The Cuckstool.
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
He's called Mister Rogers, not Mister Sits In The Cuckstool.
I know what Matt Damon's best movie is.
But Scotty doesn't.
But Scotty doesn't.
Matt Damon’s best movie of course is Eurotrip and/or idk his appearance on entourage
Matt Damon’s best films – ranked!
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I know what Matt Damon's best movie is.
But Scotty doesn't.
But Scotty doesn't.
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
D.B. Cooper will be returning for Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
D.B. Cooper will be returning for Avengers: Doomsday
Suspect is at large and unthinkably cool.
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Suspect is at large and unthinkably cool.
My pitch is that everyone needs to hear my personal thoughts about things that have been ruined by Woke.
Episode 1: Grocery store music
Episode 2: Gaming keyboards
Episode 3: The dairy industry
Episode 4: [Patreon exclusive]
Episode 5: Curling
Episode 1: Grocery store music
Episode 2: Gaming keyboards
Episode 3: The dairy industry
Episode 4: [Patreon exclusive]
Episode 5: Curling
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
My pitch is that everyone needs to hear my personal thoughts about things that have been ruined by Woke.
Episode 1: Grocery store music
Episode 2: Gaming keyboards
Episode 3: The dairy industry
Episode 4: [Patreon exclusive]
Episode 5: Curling
Episode 1: Grocery store music
Episode 2: Gaming keyboards
Episode 3: The dairy industry
Episode 4: [Patreon exclusive]
Episode 5: Curling
Excited to announce that I'm selling a course on how to make TWO million dollars, and I'm only charging 50% more than what Rem's charging.
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Excited to announce that I'm selling a course on how to make TWO million dollars, and I'm only charging 50% more than what Rem's charging.
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Until this week I didn't know that there's a Mariners player whose nickname is Big Dumper. And I only learned that because he attended a Kraken game and the commentators were like "haha look it's Big Dumper"
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Until this week I didn't know that there's a Mariners player whose nickname is Big Dumper. And I only learned that because he attended a Kraken game and the commentators were like "haha look it's Big Dumper"
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Happy New Year, everyone!
Except for all of you who are on the West Coast. You're still in 2025, you late ass losers. Fuck you.
Except for all of you who are on the West Coast. You're still in 2025, you late ass losers. Fuck you.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year, everyone!
Except for all of you who are on the West Coast. You're still in 2025, you late ass losers. Fuck you.
Except for all of you who are on the West Coast. You're still in 2025, you late ass losers. Fuck you.
Inspired by @emdash.party, it is New Year's Event Horizon time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Inspired by @emdash.party, it is New Year's Event Horizon time.
I can't begin to explain how much Calvin and Hobbes means to me. I was obsessed with it as a kid, and more than any other individual media, this strip influenced my sense of humor and overall way of looking at the world. It's some of the best fiction writing ever, and I'm so glad I grew up with it.
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I can't begin to explain how much Calvin and Hobbes means to me. I was obsessed with it as a kid, and more than any other individual media, this strip influenced my sense of humor and overall way of looking at the world. It's some of the best fiction writing ever, and I'm so glad I grew up with it.
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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MODS MODS TIME IS COMING FOR ME MODS HELP
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MODS MODS TIME IS COMING FOR ME MODS HELP
Why does this feel like fetish content.
What a year at walker stadium.
a thread 🧵
a thread 🧵
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why does this feel like fetish content.