Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In tragic news, I have just learned that my dog is being subjected to horrible abuse (not being allowed to jump up on the couch before her surgery sutures are removed).
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In tragic news, I have just learned that my dog is being subjected to horrible abuse (not being allowed to jump up on the couch before her surgery sutures are removed).
World's a fuck, share an island
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
World's a fuck, share an island
This might be the best top search suggestion ever, thank you Kagi.
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This might be the best top search suggestion ever, thank you Kagi.
Return of the King: "Fuck Frodo."
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Return of the King: "Fuck Frodo."
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice, and die for.
This is victory.
D.B. Cooper will be returning for Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
D.B. Cooper will be returning for Avengers: Doomsday
I have bad news for you, I think this guy might be after you.
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I have bad news for you, I think this guy might be after you.
One of my absolute favorites from the 90s, and a show that was just absurdly ahead of its time.
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
One of my absolute favorites from the 90s, and a show that was just absurdly ahead of its time.
Ana de Armas as Paloma in No Time to Die is the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie.
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Ana de Armas as Paloma in No Time to Die is the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie.
Actual photo of the pilot who crashed into the second tower.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Actual photo of the pilot who crashed into the second tower.
The first one I ever played!
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The first one I ever played!
Be careful, though. You are now significantly more vulnerable to attacks from this guy.
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Be careful, though. You are now significantly more vulnerable to attacks from this guy.
Inspired by @emdash.party, it is New Year's Event Horizon time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Inspired by @emdash.party, it is New Year's Event Horizon time.
Chani says happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Chani says happy New Year!
This is who we're posting about.
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is who we're posting about.
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch