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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult
@adhdgobl.in
3.4K followers 710 following 19K posts
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://mastodon.social/@flatplutosociety
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 2h
Not mutually exclusive!
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 4h
Yeah, his pickup line "Hey girl, I think I have the Missing Piece for your Big O" worked one hundred percent of the time.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
If the Mariners lose tomorrow, call it karma for the fact that I laughed at this.
disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 7h
@phillies.com Our condolences.
Goofy throws the ball over the catchers head
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 6h
I know everyone who plays knows that it's just a run of the mill fuckup that happened at the worst possible time, but I can't imagine the absolute nightmare shit he's going to get from a certain subset of fans. That poor guy.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
Only the third weirdest thing Kruk's said this season.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
I mean, he did a pretty cool bat flip, but that's no reason to start rooting for the Yankees.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 7h
It's because Philly is so great no one has to ask y.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 10h
Somehow, it just seems very appropriate that PCA would dress like this.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 11h
I'm pretty comfortable completely disregarding any sentence that starts with "Compared to Dylan and Springsteen." That just sounds like an insufferable Gen X take waiting to happen.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 12h
Pick up some weird little tourist tchotchkes for me while you're road tripping?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 12h
Oh hey rem what's up?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 12h
youtu.be/fye6jbyWfG0?...
Show Open | Gravity Falls
YouTube video by Disney Channel Animation
youtu.be
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 12h
People said I was insane for treating my autism by duct taping a slice of lunch meat around my dick every day, but WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
Anally Aggrieved
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
Yeah, probably should've checked that beforehand, whoops.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
I apologize to all the right-wingers. Charlie Kirk was awesome and I'm sad he's dead now.
meo.bsky.social
scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 13h
how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
Incredible labeling job, hell yeah.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
T4A? No, I support a public-private partnership to provide transgender for all who want it.
Pete Buttigieg with a speech bubble
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
Nothing better than a horse bot post that reads like something an actual Type Of Guy would say.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
God, Minus One was so good. The most compelling human characters in any Godzilla movie bar none, and a top tier Zilla, too.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
@horsedisc.bsky.social Which Mastodon instance are you migrating to?
dopestatistics.bsky.social
Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 19h
I could never delete this app I love @horsedisc.bsky.social too much
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 13h
The horse bot has been permabanned because someone in the C suite thought it threatened them.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 16h
They're taking "engagement farming" a bit literally, don't you think?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 16h
ISIS will bring the light of the Great Pumpkin to the West.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
How do we feel about Sour Patch Kids?
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