Flat Pluto Society
@adhdgobl.in
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
Or a getting-yelled-at-in-public fetish.
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Or a getting-yelled-at-in-public fetish.
The Nov '24 label's predictive power is unmatched.
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The Nov '24 label's predictive power is unmatched.
Don't worry about it, quarterback sacks are a hoax perpetuated by the deep state.
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Don't worry about it, quarterback sacks are a hoax perpetuated by the deep state.
I think he retired like six weeks ago, it's just neither he nor the Steelers know it yet.
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I think he retired like six weeks ago, it's just neither he nor the Steelers know it yet.
Several dozen things are wrong with him and they're all great.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Several dozen things are wrong with him and they're all great.
This is a very specific starter pack.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This is a very specific starter pack.
A fun family film that you can watch with the kids!
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
A fun family film that you can watch with the kids!
I use Roger Smith as my character picture in my Lancer game. 😁
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I use Roger Smith as my character picture in my Lancer game. 😁
Let us know what you think of it once you've finished it in mid-2027.
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let us know what you think of it once you've finished it in mid-2027.
Philadelphia is absolutely Real America (derogatory).
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Philadelphia is absolutely Real America (derogatory).
Genuinely one of the most fun movies of all time.
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Genuinely one of the most fun movies of all time.
Bluesky dot app, presented by FanDuel.
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Bluesky dot app, presented by FanDuel.
I'm just upset that no one has consulted me about this subject, when 23andMe confirmed that I'm in the 99.9th percentile for Yakubian DNA.
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm just upset that no one has consulted me about this subject, when 23andMe confirmed that I'm in the 99.9th percentile for Yakubian DNA.
No, you left-wing lunatics don't understand! If you do anything at all, the Republicans might use it as an excuse to do the things that they've already been doing on a daily basis for the last year!
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
No, you left-wing lunatics don't understand! If you do anything at all, the Republicans might use it as an excuse to do the things that they've already been doing on a daily basis for the last year!
This is bullshit, your vibe is clearly much more "stately 60-year-old with enormous mutton chops."
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is bullshit, your vibe is clearly much more "stately 60-year-old with enormous mutton chops."
That dude's massive success as a leading man despite consistently being the worst part of every project he's been in since Parks & Rec ended is just baffling.
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
That dude's massive success as a leading man despite consistently being the worst part of every project he's been in since Parks & Rec ended is just baffling.
Do not antagonize the fascists, because it might give them an excuse to do what they've been doing daily for the last year.
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Do not antagonize the fascists, because it might give them an excuse to do what they've been doing daily for the last year.
My city's police department has gotten extra funding for training several times since I've lived here. Shockingly, they're no less violent and racist than they used to be, but they do have more military equipment.
Oh well, just a coincidence I'm sure.
Oh well, just a coincidence I'm sure.
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My city's police department has gotten extra funding for training several times since I've lived here. Shockingly, they're no less violent and racist than they used to be, but they do have more military equipment.
Oh well, just a coincidence I'm sure.
Oh well, just a coincidence I'm sure.
Look man, he's got a last name that I recognize. If that's not a qualification to lead the country's health system, I don't know what is.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Look man, he's got a last name that I recognize. If that's not a qualification to lead the country's health system, I don't know what is.
This department, which includes the agency that oversees my entire industry, is run by a dipshit who has never had a real job and has a 12-year-old's conception of fitness and masculinity.
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This department, which includes the agency that oversees my entire industry, is run by a dipshit who has never had a real job and has a 12-year-old's conception of fitness and masculinity.