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@afreakingduckie.bsky.social

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Quack //(These brackets are the translation for what the duck is saying, but if it doesn't come after a quack, he's just thinking) //Parody //NSFW DNI TWT: @AFreakingDuckie https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1gxtUDxlu24I6UwDvKi-KmPMwosyxlqWD

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Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Apr 1

Hey guys

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Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 31

you forgot again?

Zachery Hades Junior The 4st @speeddemon.bsky.social · Oct 18

i forgot i existed

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 25

do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 know?

𝐫𝐨𝐝 @flipnotegolem.bsky.social · Mar 25

I know you are, but what am I?

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 25

you're kinda stupid

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 25

you're kinda stupid

𝐫𝐨𝐝 @flipnotegolem.bsky.social · Mar 25

An attempt was made to complete a reading of the Bible. Yet, the mere mention of that fucker Satan made me fly into a rage .

The book did not survive my wrath, thus, I am now left surrounded by the burning ashes of what once cost me my entire wallet, unable to do anything but let guilt consume me .

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 20

Quack

(this place is a little too uneventful for my taste, this cannot continue)

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 9

Quack

(you can't fool me cat)

Nyan Cat! @popt4rtcat.bsky.social · Mar 9

no, i'm part-pastry, so sum partz of me kinda melt when I get nervous, nya

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 9

Quack?

(you paint your cheeks?)

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 9

Quack?

(you paint your cheeks?)

Nyan Cat! @popt4rtcat.bsky.social · Mar 9

Im gettin fuckin no-scoped ;-;

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Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 6

Quack

(yummy)

Nyan Cat! @popt4rtcat.bsky.social · Mar 6

...so dat'z y teh number went down from 45%

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 6

Quack

(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)

Duck @afreakingduckie.bsky.social · Mar 6

Quack

(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)

Nyan Cat! @popt4rtcat.bsky.social · Mar 6

Did u guyz kno dat 20% of da moonz thru ALL of da obsrvable universe r ac2ally made of CHEEZ???

Teh 1 near Earth iz not 1 of dis tho.

Diz iz a space fact