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I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 9

Yeah, its a bit odd...

Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Ah, well, I'll leave ya to it!

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Woah, that's a while, you sure he's coming?

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Ah, how long ya been waiting?

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Hey! Ya looking for someone?

The Neviks (Free🇵🇸) @falseprophecy.bsky.social · Feb 8

(You see Nevik in a field
It looks like he’s waiting for something)

Nevik: … where is he? I swear he should’ve been here already…

(Correction, he’s waiting for SOMEONE)
(Interact?)

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Woah! 40 follower-things! Every person who follows me at this moment gets chocolate!

Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Seems like a fun lil thing, I'll probably compete, I should probably get to making chocolate that would help if I do compete better!

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Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!!

Scott pilgrim @preciouslittlelife.bsky.social · Feb 8

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I TIRED MAKING BREAKFAST

Willy Wonka @wonkachocolate.bsky.social · Feb 8

Welcome to Wily Wonkas.. uhm.. *checks notes* Willy Wonka's Wonderful And Wacky Candy Store! Take what ya want, Everything is only 1 silver sovereign! But it adds up fast, so be careful what you buy!