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Joe Colacrai
@ageofuprising.bsky.social
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Walt Disney Imagineer, Singer/Songwriter, Aspiring Author
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · Nov 27
Hello, new followers!

I'm Joe. I'm a mechanical designer for Disney and an aspiring author.

The book series I'm working on is called "Age of Uprising."

In my spare time I'm a singer/songwriter/guitarist.

In my past life I pursued the visual arts, sculpting, costuming, etc.

Nice to meet you all!
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 4h
If we keep the government shut down long enough, eventually they'll have to fire themselves.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10h
Regale your children with tales of pre-Covid grocery store prices. 😢
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12h
We've secretly replaced their regular coffee with Jared Leto. Let's see if they notice.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13h
It's the "Slept Mind Virus".
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13h
Tagline: "She's done working 9 – 5."
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 14h
"Dolly Parton, Vampire Hunter"
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 15h
At the end of the day, no matter how powerful you are, no matter how much you've accomplished, everybody just wants a book tour. 😆
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 16h
A "Being John Malkovich" remake, but every part is played by Jared Leto.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 16h
Oh, there's still time for them to fuck it up. 😉
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 16h
Hollywood: "We're finally giving you that Jimmy Stewart biopic you've all been waiting for."
Also Hollywood: "Mr. Stewart will be played by Jared Leto."
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 17h
Wild, huh? Almost like Merrick Garland shouldn't have slow-walked everything related to Jan. 6th. We're here because nobody even tried to hold him accountable. Wild! 🙄
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 17h
I believe there's a real vibe-shift happening in the country right now. I don't think their shit's gonna work this time.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 17h
"Look at what you made me do."
That's what all their threats boil down to.
Somehow, I don't think the government using the language of domestic abusers is going to get more people on their side. 🤷
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 19h
1965 – Flower Power ⚘️
2025 – Cosplay Melee 🐸
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 20h
Caught somewhere between my villains need reasons to do what they do and whoops, my villains are too relatable now.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Dude never put any more money into the machine while I was standing there. Man on fire. It was inspirational. 🙂
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
A treasured memory was watching a dude beat the game in the arcade. Big crowd around him. It was epic!
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Loved that one too!
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
But we can all agree Robotron was for psychos, right? 😆
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Car registration due. When? Who knows? Why would I look? I prefer the mystery. 😶‍🌫️
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Friday, everyone. Hope you have a great weekend. 🙂
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Arcades in the 80s were the best. I can't even explain to you how, when you'd walk into one you hadn't been to, and you'd survey the machines they had, it would be like seeing your nemeses in a new place.
"Ah, Tempest, we meet again."
"Dragon's Lair, I must break you."
"Not this time, Tron."
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Here's an idea:
Nobody gets a Nobel Peace Prize until we actually achieve peace.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
Majuscule is something only Popeye would say.
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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1d
You live in a Bob Ross painting.
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