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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 19h

congrats on the foreskin restoration (a thing I wish I hadn't googled)

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 23h

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 1d

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Jonah Greghouly @arealjonah.bsky.social · 1d

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Check out Inks & Issues sometime. Its a good podcast. #podcast #podcasts #marvel #dc #dccomics #thething #thing #bengrimm

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

lmao, I forgot the context immediately on clicking the link so you got me good, haha

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

sorry about your circumcision

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

yep

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

update the spider remains at large and I daresay in charge

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

After some research it seems I chose the spider most responsible for biting humans so she's going back outside, enough exposure therapy for me

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 5d

the spider I found on my desk lamp last week and graciously allowed to continue dwelling there because hey, it's just a fellow creature, is MUCH BIGGER TODAY! I did not approve this size increase bestie

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

Indignant and indigent, like all of us

give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

the boston frog should be a lobster, a righteously indigent lobster with a dunks in one claw and the other available for tire-slashing and ass-beating

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

here's the thing

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give me Guinness and give me death @aguinnessplease.bsky.social · 1d

a dog wrote this. Every dog wrote this

Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 2d

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life