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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · Jun 22

Well…I am here!

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 11h

Anyway I suspect deep social media bankruptcy from here until the end of the weekend.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 11h

Oh well I mean I think about 8 years really

Pretty sure

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 11h

I mean….yes? All historical fiction is. RPF is SO mainstream. This is why people looking as askance at RPF fic as they do is so absurd.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 11h

If the world could stop being a shit merry-go-round for like ONE day that would be just amazing.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 16h

Yes 10 years is a shorter time at this point lol

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 16h

Anyone used Tello to port a US number to use abroad? If so, thoughts? If you’ve done something else to keep a US number while living abroad that is not simply paying for roaming, do you want to sell me on that method instead?

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 16h

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✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 1d

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

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The Scissor Sisters’ instagram account reposting an Attitude Mag story that is a picture of Del, Jake, and Babydaddy with the text: “‘Babydaddy is moving to London. Make of that what you will' - Scissor Sisters tease new music after Attitude Awards 2025 win”

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

I mean at that price? It better be included

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

I might pay $1400 to get to play around on the set tho

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

I mean to be fair some of it is in French

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

Also I realized I hadn’t ever looked up what Godot fic there was and…there sure is some fic.

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

I SURE WAS LOLOLOL

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

WAIT WERE YOU THERE TONIGHT

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

This part is also very good.

“Reeves also participated in Second City workshops in Toronto and Los Angeles and performed in Toronto's Theatresports, where he had the privilege of being on a team losing to The Kids in the Hall in 1982.”

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 1d

Is this the funniest possible way his Playbill bio could have started? I say yes.

A Playbill bio page with the banner “WHO'S WHO” on top and underneath:
“KEANU REEVES (Estragon) attended the Toronto High School for the Performing Arts in 1980 as a junior.“

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

I think @courtneymilan.com has some helpful threads when you feel ready. But it may depend on whether the copyright is registered here?

Also: I’m so sorry.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

Just got stressed the fuck out by a post saying October is running out

We are one week into the month

Like literally

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

Which of my local handsomes want to see Fortune Feimster at the Beacon?

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

I am at a loss about what to do about browsers. Is there ANY option?

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

Though my position is not that we need a two-state solution. But I don’t think “this is a last resort option” is really a big ding at this particular juncture.

The US feels like it’s at the last resort line too.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

It feels to me like we are very much in last resort territory. I’m desperate for us to find a way that *can actually happen* at this point.

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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2d

It feels generational. I want words most of the time. If I sit down to watch video, I want full episodes, not reels. And if I am going to watch a reel I want it captioned.

Anyway I suppose I am consigned to the dustbin of history.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 3d

Love a late night plumbing emergency in someone else’s home.

It’s the most 2025 it could be up in here.

Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve just realized Halloween is on a Friday this year. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.