Ahab
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Ahab
@ahab.bsky.social
· Jun 22
Well…I am here!
Yeah that’s uncool. I know the US has my face because I signed up for Global Entry, and I know the EU will get it the next time I enter thanks to EES, but I still would prefer they not like gloat about it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Yeah that’s uncool. I know the US has my face because I signed up for Global Entry, and I know the EU will get it the next time I enter thanks to EES, but I still would prefer they not like gloat about it.
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
Oh good! I hope it’s lovely
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Oh good! I hope it’s lovely
LOL I don’t think I’d seen that cover before!
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
LOL I don’t think I’d seen that cover before!
The star video of my college intranet
Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
Tunak Tunak Tun Video | Daler Mehndi | Full Song | Daler Mehndi Music
YouTube video by Daler Mehndi Music
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The star video of my college intranet
Oh hey
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh hey
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
I spend time thinking about how we refuse to prepare kids to live on their own and then we slam them for not immediately being perfect rational adults.
Like whether it’s little stuff like doing laundry or big stuff like navigating an unknown city, the only way to know it is to try it!
Like whether it’s little stuff like doing laundry or big stuff like navigating an unknown city, the only way to know it is to try it!
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I spend time thinking about how we refuse to prepare kids to live on their own and then we slam them for not immediately being perfect rational adults.
Like whether it’s little stuff like doing laundry or big stuff like navigating an unknown city, the only way to know it is to try it!
Like whether it’s little stuff like doing laundry or big stuff like navigating an unknown city, the only way to know it is to try it!
Reposted by Ahab
This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Like, I know he's an abject racist, we all know he's an abject racist. Please, if someone in my orbit (friends, local businesses, etc) is saying shit, let me know. But gosh the inability to mute the skeets that are an un-muteable one word comment over a screenshot are so exhausting.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
And then the playlist from @no-detective.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
And then the playlist from @no-detective.bsky.social
And of course this thread
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
And of course this thread
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
I recommend always deleting the referral info on every link you share, but this example seems to come up more than most. But it happens with tiktoks too for sure.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I recommend always deleting the referral info on every link you share, but this example seems to come up more than most. But it happens with tiktoks too for sure.
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Yeah lol I have not left the apartment
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Yeah lol I have not left the apartment
That’s all you need
Move aside Bad Bunny, here’s our Super Bowl performance. With special guests Reggie Watts and John Oliver! Good luck following that…
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
That’s all you need
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#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
I have some great news about Wednesday! We’ll all be out in the street in t-shirts I imagine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I have some great news about Wednesday! We’ll all be out in the street in t-shirts I imagine.
For a company her husband is a big investor in, I believe. It’s gross on so many levels.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
For a company her husband is a big investor in, I believe. It’s gross on so many levels.
Well, to be fair, corn is a new world crop, so I think all the corn products are ours.*
*North Americans
*North Americans
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Well, to be fair, corn is a new world crop, so I think all the corn products are ours.*
*North Americans
*North Americans
COLA flavored popcorn???
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
COLA flavored popcorn???
This is the weirdest timeline
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This is the weirdest timeline