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· Jun 22
Well…I am here!
The vestigial app for the old place that I kept un-updated on my phone just for viewing things when necessary seems to have finally logged me out and demanded I update it. The final crossroads.
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The vestigial app for the old place that I kept un-updated on my phone just for viewing things when necessary seems to have finally logged me out and demanded I update it. The final crossroads.
THIS MAKES ME SO HAAAAAAAPPY
We were thrilled to welcome members of the Women's Pro Baseball League for a visit to Fenway ahead of their inaugural season!
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
THIS MAKES ME SO HAAAAAAAPPY
I do not need an update email when my package *enters the state* oh my god what are we even doing
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I do not need an update email when my package *enters the state* oh my god what are we even doing
Ah, another day, another movie meme where people don’t bother to name the movie in the screencap’s alt text.
What are you all imagining this accomplishes.
What are you all imagining this accomplishes.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ah, another day, another movie meme where people don’t bother to name the movie in the screencap’s alt text.
What are you all imagining this accomplishes.
What are you all imagining this accomplishes.
Relevant to our interests….
Got kind of obsessed with Connor Storrie's accent in Heated Rivalry so me and @parshallison.bsky.social interviewed the show's dialect coach
Science Quickly
Science Quickly brings you fresh discoveries and cutting-edge science stories. Host Rachel Feltman unpacks complex ideas with clarity, making it easy to stay informed and inspired—no science backgroun...
www.scientificamerican.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Relevant to our interests….
The wild balmy don’t-need-a-hat temp of *checks phone* 36 degrees Fahrenheit.
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The wild balmy don’t-need-a-hat temp of *checks phone* 36 degrees Fahrenheit.
NGL…I definitely think I am going to watch the Scrubs revival*. I am the target of this nostalgia fest I guess, but honestly the trailers make it look like they still got it.
*Not a reboot
*Not a reboot
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
NGL…I definitely think I am going to watch the Scrubs revival*. I am the target of this nostalgia fest I guess, but honestly the trailers make it look like they still got it.
*Not a reboot
*Not a reboot
Also Sam Cambpell at the Bell House klaxon - 2nd show added. I have no information about any other venues.
www.ticketmaster.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Also Sam Cambpell at the Bell House klaxon - 2nd show added. I have no information about any other venues.
We pivoted to video and then made every single video unreliable trash.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I was tricked by a AI video and now I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
We pivoted to video and then made every single video unreliable trash.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I absolutely hate this reality.
Paradise hive, are we prepared for February 23?
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Paradise hive, are we prepared for February 23?
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
Nish back in NYC klaxon
NISH KUMAR
Show And Tell present NISH KUMAR
The UK’s leading political stand-up (and really nice guy) shares new material with the people of the U.S. Nish is co-host of the hugely popular Pod Save The UK podca...
www.eventbrite.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Nish back in NYC klaxon
Yesterday’s blood donation wasn’t the best ever, but we got it done. I’m over 5 gallons in lifetime donations and god only knows how many post-donation cookies eaten.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yesterday’s blood donation wasn’t the best ever, but we got it done. I’m over 5 gallons in lifetime donations and god only knows how many post-donation cookies eaten.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
The star video of my college intranet
Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
Tunak Tunak Tun Video | Daler Mehndi | Full Song | Daler Mehndi Music
YouTube video by Daler Mehndi Music
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The star video of my college intranet
Oh hey
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh hey
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
Reposted by Ahab
This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Like, I know he's an abject racist, we all know he's an abject racist. Please, if someone in my orbit (friends, local businesses, etc) is saying shit, let me know. But gosh the inability to mute the skeets that are an un-muteable one word comment over a screenshot are so exhausting.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
That’s all you need
Move aside Bad Bunny, here’s our Super Bowl performance. With special guests Reggie Watts and John Oliver! Good luck following that…
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
That’s all you need
Reposted by Ahab
#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
This is a post about Chess
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is a post about Chess
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.