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Ahab
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· Jun 22
Well…I am here!
NGL…I definitely think I am going to watch the Scrubs revival*. I am the target of this nostalgia fest I guess, but honestly the trailers make it look like they still got it.
*Not a reboot
*Not a reboot
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
NGL…I definitely think I am going to watch the Scrubs revival*. I am the target of this nostalgia fest I guess, but honestly the trailers make it look like they still got it.
*Not a reboot
*Not a reboot
Also Sam Cambpell at the Bell House klaxon - 2nd show added. I have no information about any other venues.
www.ticketmaster.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Also Sam Cambpell at the Bell House klaxon - 2nd show added. I have no information about any other venues.
We pivoted to video and then made every single video unreliable trash.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I was tricked by a AI video and now I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
We pivoted to video and then made every single video unreliable trash.
I absolutely hate this reality.
I absolutely hate this reality.
Paradise hive, are we prepared for February 23?
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Paradise hive, are we prepared for February 23?
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
I guess my Mondays are clear now, though NBC didn’t have to do that just for this…
Nish back in NYC klaxon
NISH KUMAR
Show And Tell present NISH KUMAR
The UK’s leading political stand-up (and really nice guy) shares new material with the people of the U.S. Nish is co-host of the hugely popular Pod Save The UK podca...
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February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Nish back in NYC klaxon
Yesterday’s blood donation wasn’t the best ever, but we got it done. I’m over 5 gallons in lifetime donations and god only knows how many post-donation cookies eaten.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Yesterday’s blood donation wasn’t the best ever, but we got it done. I’m over 5 gallons in lifetime donations and god only knows how many post-donation cookies eaten.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
It wasn’t Girl Scout cookies this time but I will always accept an Oreo or 4.
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
*sigh* I guess it’s our English electric kettle effect
The star video of my college intranet
Everyone is posting non-English language bangers and yet I've yet to see anyone post one of the greatest things to ever happen to the internet, so I'm leaving it here. When was the last time you listened to this certified fucking banger?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yd...
Tunak Tunak Tun Video | Daler Mehndi | Full Song | Daler Mehndi Music
YouTube video by Daler Mehndi Music
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The star video of my college intranet
Oh hey
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh hey
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My don’t panic scream is raising a lot of questions already answered by my scream
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This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Like, I know he's an abject racist, we all know he's an abject racist. Please, if someone in my orbit (friends, local businesses, etc) is saying shit, let me know. But gosh the inability to mute the skeets that are an un-muteable one word comment over a screenshot are so exhausting.
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is another reason alt text is so important. Like, you really don't need to post that screenshot. But if you MUST, alt-text it so that people's mute filters will work!
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Does anyone have a copy of the halftime show that includes the sign language interpreter?
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just reposting for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet (also on the official NFL account on youtube)
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Just your periodic reminder that if you, on a fannish pseud account, share an Instagram post without deleting the referral info after the ?, you are giving the internet your IG username.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
Many times I see this happen with people who I assume do not intend to cross the streams.
That’s all you need
Move aside Bad Bunny, here’s our Super Bowl performance. With special guests Reggie Watts and John Oliver! Good luck following that…
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
That’s all you need
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#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)
This is a post about Chess
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is a post about Chess
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.
Thank you to everyone who has moved their thing off Substack so I can actually subscribe to them.
This isn't new news, Substack has been known-shitty for years. But, worth shouting for the people at the back www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Thank you to everyone who has moved their thing off Substack so I can actually subscribe to them.
All right, what is the best way to patch jeans these days? I’ve got two pairs fraying in the crotch but otherwise fine, and my sewing supplies do not currently include any appropriate fabric. Have you bought a denim patch kit that worked and would recommend?
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
All right, what is the best way to patch jeans these days? I’ve got two pairs fraying in the crotch but otherwise fine, and my sewing supplies do not currently include any appropriate fabric. Have you bought a denim patch kit that worked and would recommend?
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
I’d really love us to reverse this life-ruining policy choice before an entire generation gets trashed by it. Like. We have the power, and instead we’re just gonna let people descend into ruin anyway. In a country with a scant safety net at the best of times.
Prediction markets are going to become a real problem for society, aren't they?
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I’d really love us to reverse this life-ruining policy choice before an entire generation gets trashed by it. Like. We have the power, and instead we’re just gonna let people descend into ruin anyway. In a country with a scant safety net at the best of times.
Was scheduling three medical appointments in one week my best move ever? No. But now that they’re all done, tonight I can chill the fuck OUT.*
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Was scheduling three medical appointments in one week my best move ever? No. But now that they’re all done, tonight I can chill the fuck OUT.*
One simply does not need to repost the President’s racism! Why is this so hard.
Like if we all wanted to see what he posted without warning we’d be on the platform with him. Meanwhile my experience is how many other people are spreading it as wide as they can.
Like if we all wanted to see what he posted without warning we’d be on the platform with him. Meanwhile my experience is how many other people are spreading it as wide as they can.
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
One simply does not need to repost the President’s racism! Why is this so hard.
Like if we all wanted to see what he posted without warning we’d be on the platform with him. Meanwhile my experience is how many other people are spreading it as wide as they can.
Like if we all wanted to see what he posted without warning we’d be on the platform with him. Meanwhile my experience is how many other people are spreading it as wide as they can.
The guidance for your first colonoscopy is now age 45 in the US! And earlier if you have any risk factors. Given the way the numbers are going these days I would not delay. I’m on a countdown to scheduling mine this summer….
Hello Bluesky user—are you, yes you, approaching 50?
Well, I have some bad news and some good news: you are at increased risk of dying a horrible painful death from colon cancer—BUT—there is something you can do to prevent it!
Yes, you should schedule your colonoscopy today!
Well, I have some bad news and some good news: you are at increased risk of dying a horrible painful death from colon cancer—BUT—there is something you can do to prevent it!
Yes, you should schedule your colonoscopy today!
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The guidance for your first colonoscopy is now age 45 in the US! And earlier if you have any risk factors. Given the way the numbers are going these days I would not delay. I’m on a countdown to scheduling mine this summer….