Ahab
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Well…I am here!
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The Scissor Sisters’ instagram account reposting an Attitude Mag story that is a picture of Del, Jake, and Babydaddy with the text: “‘Babydaddy is moving to London. Make of that what you will' - Scissor Sisters tease new music after Attitude Awards 2025 win”
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I mean at that price? It better be included
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I might pay $1400 to get to play around on the set tho
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I mean to be fair some of it is in French
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Also I realized I hadn’t ever looked up what Godot fic there was and…there sure is some fic.
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I SURE WAS LOLOLOL
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WAIT WERE YOU THERE TONIGHT
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This part is also very good.
“Reeves also participated in Second City workshops in Toronto and Los Angeles and performed in Toronto's Theatresports, where he had the privilege of being on a team losing to The Kids in the Hall in 1982.”
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Is this the funniest possible way his Playbill bio could have started? I say yes.
A Playbill bio page with the banner “WHO'S WHO” on top and underneath:
“KEANU REEVES (Estragon) attended the Toronto High School for the Performing Arts in 1980 as a junior.“
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I think @courtneymilan.com has some helpful threads when you feel ready. But it may depend on whether the copyright is registered here?

Also: I’m so sorry.
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Just got stressed the fuck out by a post saying October is running out

We are one week into the month

Like literally
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Which of my local handsomes want to see Fortune Feimster at the Beacon?
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I am at a loss about what to do about browsers. Is there ANY option?
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Though my position is not that we need a two-state solution. But I don’t think “this is a last resort option” is really a big ding at this particular juncture.

The US feels like it’s at the last resort line too.
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It feels to me like we are very much in last resort territory. I’m desperate for us to find a way that *can actually happen* at this point.
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It feels generational. I want words most of the time. If I sit down to watch video, I want full episodes, not reels. And if I am going to watch a reel I want it captioned.

Anyway I suppose I am consigned to the dustbin of history.
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Love a late night plumbing emergency in someone else’s home.

It’s the most 2025 it could be up in here.
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I’ve just realized Halloween is on a Friday this year. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Fantastic news: it’s October 6th and I have “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” stuck in my head.
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Fascinating. How many different age handicaps do they do? One per decade?
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A great way for the platform to get the benefit of the doubt on this would be for leadership to be acting *any* other way right now.
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Congrats! And also….wait, whose handicap made them first?
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I have watched one (1) bc we did it at a fan gathering. And then I watched the endgame scene of Dean and Castiel after it happened. 😂
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It's a good time to start thinking about what makes you happy, and not just what you're sure WOULD make you happy if you could only get it.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?