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Ahab
@ahab.bsky.social
'Anything you say will be broadcast to literally PEOPLE.'

https://linktr.ee/ahab99
I spend time thinking about how we refuse to prepare kids to live on their own and then we slam them for not immediately being perfect rational adults.

Like whether it’s little stuff like doing laundry or big stuff like navigating an unknown city, the only way to know it is to try it!
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
And then the playlist from @no-detective.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
And of course this thread
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I recommend always deleting the referral info on every link you share, but this example seems to come up more than most. But it happens with tiktoks too for sure.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yeah lol I have not left the apartment
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
🫂
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have some great news about Wednesday! We’ll all be out in the street in t-shirts I imagine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For a company her husband is a big investor in, I believe. It’s gross on so many levels.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Well, to be fair, corn is a new world crop, so I think all the corn products are ours.*

*North Americans
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
COLA flavored popcorn???
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is the weirdest timeline
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Are you saying that as a way to get materials for a patch, or as a way to get new jeans to wear
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Aw, deleted! Now I’ll never know why it’s special
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM