The Horne Section
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"Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. The Horne Section TV Show S2 on Channel 4 now!
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The Horne Section is brilliant. It’s very rare for musical comedy to be good at both. I really like their TV show, podcast, etc., but this special from 2018 is maybe the best showcase of their style
The Horne Section's Television Programme, live from the London Palladium.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Horne Section is brilliant. It’s very rare for musical comedy to be good at both. I really like their TV show, podcast, etc., but this special from 2018 is maybe the best showcase of their style
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The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!
@alexhorne.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
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the tea towel vibes have never been more immaculate (powered by @thehornesection.bsky.social and delivered by @chloemaria.bsky.social)
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the tea towel vibes have never been more immaculate (powered by @thehornesection.bsky.social and delivered by @chloemaria.bsky.social)
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horne section tv show is an excellent tv show
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
horne section tv show is an excellent tv show
The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!
@alexhorne.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social
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Looks like we’re going to make it after all and we will see you in Dublin tonight!
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November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Looks like we’re going to make it after all and we will see you in Dublin tonight!
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Huge thanks to everyone who came out to see our Hit Show! Next up, the final tour date THIS SUNDAY in Dublin 🇮🇪! Here’s @alexhorne.bsky.social with a special message just for you!
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November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who came out to see our Hit Show! Next up, the final tour date THIS SUNDAY in Dublin 🇮🇪! Here’s @alexhorne.bsky.social with a special message just for you!
www.ticketmaster.ie/the-horne-se...
www.ticketmaster.ie/the-horne-se...
We’re on the way to Swansea for our show tonight-pictured is the difference between 1st class - look how happy Alex is as he booked in advance and then normal class - Mark tried to upgrade on the train but it was £228. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We’re on the way to Swansea for our show tonight-pictured is the difference between 1st class - look how happy Alex is as he booked in advance and then normal class - Mark tried to upgrade on the train but it was £228. 🤣
Reminder that the show in Swansea tonight starts at 7pm! Final few tickets here: www.swanseagrand.co.uk/HitShow
The Horne Section's Hit Show - Swansea Grand Theatre
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November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reminder that the show in Swansea tonight starts at 7pm! Final few tickets here: www.swanseagrand.co.uk/HitShow
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Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend!
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend!
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend!
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend!
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!
Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/seats/1051801/
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
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Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
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If you're accepting late entries, I'll chuck in Bjorkie and Simon Le Bon Bon
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you're accepting late entries, I'll chuck in Bjorkie and Simon Le Bon Bon
Superb!
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Superb!
Very rare evidence of Will Collier doing some promotion! Incredible scenes.
3 November 2014 - The Horne Section tests out what (presumably) became the Questions Sessions format. It takes brave souls to test anything for the first time on James Acaster and Ivo Graham.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Very rare evidence of Will Collier doing some promotion! Incredible scenes.
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2 November 2010 - The Horne Section at The Invisible Dot HQ
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2 November 2010 - The Horne Section at The Invisible Dot HQ
We love the @nationaltrust.org.uk especially Will! Vote wisely to avoid nutcases taking over!
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We love the @nationaltrust.org.uk especially Will! Vote wisely to avoid nutcases taking over!
This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’
I'm married to a TV personality. I'm glad that the way he acts on TV is just for show and not his real personality, because the way he is on TV really annoys me.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!