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In other “global shortage of subtlety” news, Kristi Noem’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, so her initials are KLAN
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
In other “global shortage of subtlety” news, Kristi Noem’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, so her initials are KLAN
Wow! Hanover Co. Va (bright red don’t tread on me / maga country) just denied ICE’s proposal to build a gulag there after over a thousand residents came to the county government meeting to oppose it. Traffic was backed up for miles. It’s still Klanover, but great work, folks!
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Wow! Hanover Co. Va (bright red don’t tread on me / maga country) just denied ICE’s proposal to build a gulag there after over a thousand residents came to the county government meeting to oppose it. Traffic was backed up for miles. It’s still Klanover, but great work, folks!
Shout out to this sticky note that’s doing its best
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Shout out to this sticky note that’s doing its best
It’s gonna backfire when ICE has to take their masks off and we find out they’re all studly dreamboats. How will America reconcile our conflicting desires for justice AND beefcakes? 😱😰😬😵
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It’s gonna backfire when ICE has to take their masks off and we find out they’re all studly dreamboats. How will America reconcile our conflicting desires for justice AND beefcakes? 😱😰😬😵
Could have sworn that was the Enterprise flying into that thing
M78 is a blue reflection nebula 1,500 light-years away in the Orion Molecular Cloud. Its dust glows by reflecting light from embedded stars. Diffuse hydrogen creates the overall red hue of this star-forming complex, home to the Orion and Horsehead Nebulas.
Credit: Daniel McCauley
Credit: Daniel McCauley
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Could have sworn that was the Enterprise flying into that thing
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Just imagining the moment that prompted this moment when one of his staffers was like “you have 435,000 new voicemails calling for this sir” and he was like “could you buy me a backbone from the bodega?”
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Just imagining the moment that prompted this moment when one of his staffers was like “you have 435,000 new voicemails calling for this sir” and he was like “could you buy me a backbone from the bodega?”
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WIP football pic for my mom
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 AM
WIP football pic for my mom
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His exact words when this photo was taken were: “Dur durdurrrr durrrrr dur dur dur, dur dadur dur. Dur durrrrrrr. Durr.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
His exact words when this photo was taken were: “Dur durdurrrr durrrrr dur dur dur, dur dadur dur. Dur durrrrrrr. Durr.”
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 27,1948
January 27,1948
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 27,1948
January 27,1948
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Mike Patton and Patton Oswalt both turn some age today. Besides being all-time greats, they’re obsessive culturevores whose interviews have introduced me to tons of amazing stuff over the years. To celebrate, here’s an “if they mated” of their son Mike Patton Oswalt in my signature Kinda Okay style
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Mike Patton and Patton Oswalt both turn some age today. Besides being all-time greats, they’re obsessive culturevores whose interviews have introduced me to tons of amazing stuff over the years. To celebrate, here’s an “if they mated” of their son Mike Patton Oswalt in my signature Kinda Okay style
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387 tiny paper buildings, made in the 1950s / 60's by Austrian insurance clerk Peter Fritz.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
387 tiny paper buildings, made in the 1950s / 60's by Austrian insurance clerk Peter Fritz.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
socks-studio.com/2013/12/06/t...
They were stored in a plastic bag, before ending up in a junk shop where Oliver Croy found them in the early 2010s.
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Body cams for government thugs are a joke obviously but here's my compromise idea: shock collars for government thugs
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Body cams for government thugs are a joke obviously but here's my compromise idea: shock collars for government thugs
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King Numa Pompilius added January to the calendar around 713 BC.
Blame him.
Blame him.
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
King Numa Pompilius added January to the calendar around 713 BC.
Blame him.
Blame him.
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I guess this Far Side cartoon is appropriate here...
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I guess this Far Side cartoon is appropriate here...
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They won’t abolish ICE, but they’ll have to say, “The whole DHS family regrets that I must shoot you in the head now. Your rights are important to us” - a huge win!
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They won’t abolish ICE, but they’ll have to say, “The whole DHS family regrets that I must shoot you in the head now. Your rights are important to us” - a huge win!
This is all a distraction so we won’t notice Trump putting a rancor monster pit under the new ballroom
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This is all a distraction so we won’t notice Trump putting a rancor monster pit under the new ballroom
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The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired
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A character I'd love to know more about is Betia, who starts off her existence as a foul-mouthed baby and then spontaneously turns into an adult women, to the continued shock of her already-mortified family. Read the ALT text for Google Translate's best guesses...
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
A character I'd love to know more about is Betia, who starts off her existence as a foul-mouthed baby and then spontaneously turns into an adult women, to the continued shock of her already-mortified family. Read the ALT text for Google Translate's best guesses...
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I could spend days admiring the covers of classic Filipino comics. The logos, the palette, the quality of rendering is simply phenomenal.
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I could spend days admiring the covers of classic Filipino comics. The logos, the palette, the quality of rendering is simply phenomenal.
I called my boss a jerk and got fired. So I scribbled a half-thought-out scheme to blow up his house on DHS letterhead and Congress gave me $40 million. Jeffries and Schumer want to reform my little arrows that point to the bones and feet flying around and say haha, though ☹️
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I called my boss a jerk and got fired. So I scribbled a half-thought-out scheme to blow up his house on DHS letterhead and Congress gave me $40 million. Jeffries and Schumer want to reform my little arrows that point to the bones and feet flying around and say haha, though ☹️