Omg I looooooove the Haircuts. One of my all-time favorites. Carl Reiner really goes wild! Hit it, professor!

A sentiment we can all get behind

Just do Task Force X / Suicide Squad. If they act up, detonate the bomb implanted at the base of their skull

I guess this Far Side cartoon is appropriate here...

I would love to see Trump and Miller fight each other. It would take days for an injury to happen. Trump would be one giant bruise from all the slapping, and Miller would keep climbing up the curtains to stay out of reach. The secret service debating whether to step in since there’s no actual danger

Hey, cool! Someone remembered how to throw one of their closest allies under the bus. Finally! Now do Noem and Patel and Homan and Miller and Bondi…..

A character I'd love to know more about is Betia, who starts off her existence as a foul-mouthed baby and then spontaneously turns into an adult women, to the continued shock of her already-mortified family. Read the ALT text for Google Translate's best guesses...

Or under it

Just put it on DHS letterhead and they’ll pay you $75 billion to do it

All the REALLY bad immigrants are hiding in a secret base under the Atlantic. It’s gonna take every last agent to catch them. But if they grab all their equipment and weapons, run into the ocean, and stick around to ensure they catch every last sneaky immigrant, they’ll get TONS of respect and money