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"Funniest band in Britain" - The Guardian. The Horne Section TV Show S2 on Channel 4 now!
The 2 big tours of 2025 are over! Our ‘Hit Show’ and Oasis. To celebrate these final shows, we gave Joe (from Oasis) a call during the interval to mark this historic moment!

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November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who came out to see our Hit Show! Next up, the final tour date THIS SUNDAY in Dublin 🇮🇪! Here’s @alexhorne.bsky.social with a special message just for you!

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November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Who knew Henry Hoover could sink a full pint in 3 seconds?! What an absolute legend!

Final 2 tour shows this week and not many tickets left for either of them!

Monday 17th - Grand, Swansea (7pm start) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Sunday 23rd - Vicar St, Dublin 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We’ve now got this great new song. Might play it in Coventry tonight.. Might not. Buy a ticket and you’ll find out!

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November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yeovil, we’re ready for you. The little trumpeter is back, so tonight it’s Joevil.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pretty sure this is how The Beatles wrote all of their songs. Here’s verse two of ‘Lucky Jemima’, the story of Alex’s first kiss.
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Here’s the sweet story of Alex Horne’s first ever kiss. Lucky Jemima!
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We had an amazing time on our northern leg of the Hitshow tour. Thanks to the hilarious audience members for getting involved.. also, Hat-Time reached new levels and is now an Olympic sport.
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hey up, how do and alreet pet! We’re off on our northern tour leg on Monday!! York/Newcastle/Leeds - all the best places.. there’s a couple of tickets available here and there if you’re quick!

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October 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ever wondered what goes on backstage during the interval at a Horne Section show? Well, here’s how Alex rallies the team for the second half
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Out of context Horne Section
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Married at First Sight doesn’t have a theme tune, so we decided to write one!
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Another greeting card song, hooray! This time, Alex responds to your wedding invitation.
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Here we go, it’s Greeting Songs! First up: It’s Alex with one for Christenings. Specifically from the rich Godfathers.
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Come and see more of this silliness live, as we head back out on tour in just 2 weeks’ time!

OCT:
5th - Birmingham
7th - London
9th - Folkestone
20th - York
21st - Newcastle
22nd - Leeds

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September 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Possibly your only chance to hear Will’s sad song. Unless, of course, we play Northampton again…
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is Throwback Thursday still a thing? Cos here’s us on Taskmaster a few years ago, in what some say is the best episode of TM history… definitely not our words.
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Alex Horne’s obsession with sausages continues, here’s his latest banger
August 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Was Alex Horne singing Coolio on anyone’s bingo card? Well, here he is with another caveat song
August 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM