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I hope Leo excommunicates Vance and all the convert neotrad dorks. Then we'll get our own, shitty filioque based on wanting to be crappy to people. USA, USA, USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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My partner @francisfernandez.com and I have a glorious two+ weeks entirely off of work. We have declared this Feral Fortnight, in which we're basically doing whatever we feel like. Sleep in! Have a day drink! Hike at noon on a Tuesday! Play video games all night!

Feral Fortnight! LIVE YOUR BLISS!
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Wake Up Dead Man was more Catholic than Conclave
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Christmas villages are Warhammer 40K for aunts.
December 24, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Seeing Muppet legs is gross, and they shouldn't be allowed to do it in movies.
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A Time... Lord, if you will
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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today is a GREAT day to subscribe to some reliable independent media! clean up your information streams by getting your news from journalists instead of second-hand on social media!
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Say "What" again, Charlie Brown
[P] The truth is…you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Charlie Brown. I'm trying *real hard* to be the shepherd.
And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Is this loss
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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soon we'll have the live-action version of the disney cartoon movie both premiere on the same weekend
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Which mascot do you think is Ellie Elephant's "Hear Me Out"? I think it's Blue and the rest of the group chat is appalled.
a mascot in a blue and white outfit is walking on a football field
Alt: blue colts mascot
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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WELP.
You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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You should definitely stop by and use our powder room.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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hey you ever heard of a little blog called the comics curmudgeon at josh reads dot com. is it not "weird". is making jokes about parrotfucking in mary worth "normal" now
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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[P] I'm a little movie-brained right now
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
England: "Use the metric system!"
Also England: "W measure everything in stones."
Deeply unserious country. #taskmaster
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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They delayed GTA6 because they had to put the woke back in 😞🙏
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM