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@ahandleforian.bsky.social

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Occasional soccer writer and frequent poster. Roldan apologist. The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 8m

I mean I feel like boogity boogity boogity is public domain

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 8m

lmao JP realized exactly halfway through that volley attempt that it was not going to end well but he had already committed to it.

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 24m

well. fair enough. got to make a game of it

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 27m

I mean that’s a penalty

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 27m

I wish I could claim I coined it, but I'm definitely going to use whatever platform I have to popularize it.

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 28m

The Sounders scoring early and then hitting the Mariners victory dance is just far too much fanservice for me. I'm going to make embarrassing squeee noises ffs.

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1h

Still can’t get over the fact that the only real mistake Skubal made all night was losing track of thicky henderson over here

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Naylor then gets a huge jump and steals third, he would score on a sac fly

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

Lmao look at this dude

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Naylor then gets a huge jump and steals third, he would score on a sac fly

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

If Josh Naylor can steal third I can keep posting

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah the first got scored when the second slowest guy in baseball just tore ass like a maniac towards third after taking a lead about halfway there for no particular reason I am able to see but he knew it would work so

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

Chill with the AI generating Mike

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

lol we won that game in part because Josh Naylor stole third running like a demonic ape. Baseball is really good when it’s good

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

baseball got to be the sport with the most champagne celebrations huh

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

Who got that Etsy witch punch card I’ll grab this round

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h

Also pivotal role tonight from Dominic Canzone whose double fake at bat set up Rivas to tie the game

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

I am glad there was nobody around to record the embarrassing improvisational interpretative dance of joy and random celebratory kicks I just performed.

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

the real mvp tonight is AJ Hinch who could have just let Skubal strike out like 8 more guys without breaking a sweat, but wanted to make it interesting.

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

lol luke jackson gonna start game one

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

SEE WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

Randy getting hit by a pitch tonight is basically the best possible outcome for him

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h

Ryan Rowland-Smith interrupted mid-broadcast by a batboy with a note from the dugout reading "how is your arm feeling lol, please be honest."

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

Well I guess the good news is if we lose I maybe I won’t care because I HATE the Seattle mariners now

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

Ffs man

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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

I’ve literally been pacing around outside for over an hour with my earbuds in muttering to myself. If we don’t score soon somebody is gonna call the cops and they won’t be wrong

ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h

Ok Bazardo you are redeemed