Absolutely Hammered
@ahpod.bsky.social
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the phillies.
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treblaw.bsky.social
maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull
ahpod.bsky.social
hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.
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phillyb322.bsky.social
Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs...
WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topper: You play for the tie.
ahpod.bsky.social
legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.
ahpod.bsky.social
I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
ahpod.bsky.social
a team full of fucking losers.
ahpod.bsky.social
ty for this. you nailed that alt text.
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ahpod.bsky.social
made this to protect me from sports.