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Absolutely Hammered
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the phillies.
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Phillies fans clamoring for Pete Alonso.
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Tomorrow we're recording a new @ahpod.bsky.social!

Hmm? We're totally fine, thanks. In fact, we're totally fine enough to solve YOUR Phillies problems.

Tell us your short or long term, made-up or real issues with the Phillies. We'll have you feeling better in no time. @franzkela.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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maybe Jennifer Holland could crack a 2x4 over my skull
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
get ready, everyone.
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
hey. I hate the phillies offense a lot.
October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Hopper: Pop quiz hotshot, down 1 at home with a runner on second and no outs...
WHAT DO YOU DO?

Topper: You play for the tie.
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a team full of fucking losers.
October 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am not having fun.
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
October 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
made this to protect me from sports.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM