Absolutely Hammered
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the phillies.
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legit hate the phillies so fucking much. this core is the biggest bunch of fucking losers on the planet. every october they just shit their fucking pants. harper is washed. kyle is mentally playing somewhere else already. trea got his batting title and doesn't give a shit now. fuck off.
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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
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a team full of fucking losers.
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ty for this. you nailed that alt text.
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ahpod.bsky.social
made this to protect me from sports.
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I'm going to do that viral challenge where you drink 9 beers and eat 9 hot dogs each quarter during the eagles game.
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if you are still positive about the phillies you need more help than I do.
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Dodgers fans have to be some of the most insecure little losers I have ever interacted with. and I am counting Mets fans in this equation.
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I really hate this fucking roster at this point.
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I'll hold out hope until Cillian Murphy with a wig on shuts them down, which seems inevitable.
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things were going too well.