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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 7h

That’s reassuring. And I’m a big Cameron fan. I know he would get what we’re all going through. AND he had the guts to nominate Caroline even though she could’ve taken revenge and was mean to him anyway saying he’d go when she HAS no idea what relating to humanity actually means.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 7h

Zelah’s Insta is OPEN. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 9h

Not on Bluesky for morality police/ gatekeepers. You don’t own hashtags like #bbuk. Here 4 fun with likemindeds. Save your Mean Girls 💩 for your next brunch with Sam, Nancy, & Caroline. You maraud as the henchmen of protecting the feelings of HMs you don’t know while hurting posters in front of you.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 10h

I was wondering. That makes so much more sense.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

I started to forget what Zelah was involved in, which is an ish. Out of those (unfair) three he was in coaster territory. We never really got to see the vaunted funniness he regales Francesca with. The Sam-dram was a lil ‘been there, done that, probably saw it coming’ with Matty and Jordan.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

16! Effing 16. She’s barely out of contention at all. 😤

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

We promise now on the sacred day 🎃 to deal with it the proper way if she does: witchcraft! 🧙🧙🏽‍♀️🧙🏻‍♂️

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

Never heard any word about it being close which they have said this series. Makes me think it wasn’t. Richard romped home…Zelah possibly comfortably second…

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

Caroline finds a way to see everything as a win for her. I think she knew it was win-win. She’s performing up the Richard grudge to troll her people [the dregs of society] to be on her side. She could continue that if he stayed or get rid of a popular rival in Zeldah otherwise. She knew he could go.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 11h

I kinda wish I’d been able to watch this now. I lowkey love that they think the public [i.e. several of 50 odd people] booed him out to avenge his unrequited love not even registering. 😹

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

Ikr? Very disappointed in AJ and Will. They just left him hanging. No reassurance. Not even visible to him then blaming him for running to Francesca.

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Jonathan Mruczek @jonnymuzzer.bsky.social · 15h

His last words being “what did I do?”
That’s devastating #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

They could’ve not showed Emily blowing smoke up the arse of a dead fascist and blaming transphobic boos on an innocent trans man just cuz that’s who she fundamentally is as a person. Just a thought. 💁🏼‍♂️

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

They’re acting like they’re not literally the producers. You’re running a show not a country you fools. You can literally do anything and this is what you’re serving us.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

They don’t know what carpe diem means. There’s not a lot of computational capacity there. 👀

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

I agree with you both. I don’t know how best to most mess with Caroline’s inner-narcissist. I just need it to happen. 😸

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah that’s why I want them going in in their dinner stained clothes and slippers.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

I actually loved 🫶🏻 Bradley’s eviction.

DickTater and Emily Kirk don’t deserve that. Put them in a wheelie bin of shame torture and roll them straight into the Late and Live Studio. Don’t even tell them they’re evicted - till they’re in.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

🤣 She has ascended to Real Housewives levels of narcissistic self-delusion.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 12h

How is she getting away with it more to the point? And Tate? These aren’t just talking points. You’re normalising nazis and convicted hate mongers and suggesting, quelle surprise, somehow trans people are to blame.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 13h

The internet is losing its shit that Chloe was on something tonight. 🤔 That tracks. 😆 #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 13h

She should get an official warning for that. She won’t. That’s where the Overton window is. AJ and Will will say nothing of it when she’s finally out.

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Jonathan Mruczek @jonnymuzzer.bsky.social · 15h

A trans person being evicted whilst getting booed (despite being a great housemate and more importantly a great person) when people like Caroline, Emily and Tate are safe is so sad and just not what we need #bbuk

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BB Nutters @bbnutters.bsky.social · 15h

Emily thinks Zelah got evicted because he doesn't like Charlie Kirk... because obviously that's the kind of political analysis we need on #BBUK now. #BigBrotherUK #BigBrother

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 13h

She’s really devious. Total martyr complex. Wasted no time when she was voted out whining in the press it was purely because she’s a Tory, which isn’t the full story (she’s a far right activist) but is a completely legit judgement. She can’t believe friends have dropped her for her twisted beliefs.

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