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Alanosaur 🦕

@alanosaurus.bsky.social

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Came for the telly, 📺 stayed for the telly. 🎥 Currently peering in on #bbuk 👁️; munching on #GBBO 🍰 ; sashaying to press play on #DragRaceUK; & faithful ⚔️ to #TheTraitors, worldwide. 💁🏼‍♂️

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 17h

Elsa’s guests arriving for the Halloween 🎃 party. #bbll #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 18h

He was very good on it.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 18h

itv dgaf otherwise they wouldn’t have will and aj out constantly saying it’s a social experiment as if they’re c4 when it’s been more like standford prison experiment from the off. this a natural progression tbh and it showed richard, farida, and teja are truly nice ppl. they didn’t take the bait.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t think she will. At least she has no balls. 😈

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 21h

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

Me trying to decide who to save. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

They’re talking about nominations again and I don’t fucking care. Just let them. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

You’re high-key NEVER going to prime minister. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

Caroline losing something meaningless. Piss off. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

I would love every second of shredding Bora Boring’s letter and just think of my dead dog. #bbuk

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 22h

We should be so lucky she’s getting evicted. 🙄 #bbuk

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve tried there last few weeks but I keep getting caught out in-between Wed and Thursday Traitors on Bluesky, which I often didn’t watch till the weekend or after. Inevitably somebody says something unless I media blackout, which I don’t want to, damn it! I love following the live tweeting of BB.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m obvs imaging this is an independent Scotland so Tate can pursue his passion for brosplaining south of the new border closer to his intense crush 😻 Stephen Yaxley. Jenny and Cameron will be regular celebrity Snugcasters. And viewers will have more say in what the twists are. Plus no Nazis ever. 🙅🏼‍♂️

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t remember a single thing she did or said but I destroyed two phones getting her out and I’ll do it again.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Hear me out… What if we did a community buyout of #bbuk & rebranded it BBSco. It’s a Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 thing so Nancy’s ‘I’m Italian?’ would make even less sense tho 👀 don’t think she’d make the cut cuz we’ve far too many characters t’bother with her shite 💩 patter. Tate would have his citizenship revoked.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Is this not the thing Jordan walked in on in the camera run? He said Theresa Grey seemed to be beating the drum about something.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

We’re all living in a simulation and he is the glitch.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Only people like her and Prime Minister Cheeeeese 🧀 can’t stand full bodied equality and respect. Mere tolerance is all they can manage.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m watching Bring It On. It’s quite triggering of them. I sort of like this.

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Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Farida threw it at her face, didn’t you know? Why should Caroline be able to spoil her halal fun? This is England! Whatever that means. [We know what it means]

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

She truly believes she was one of the 3 biggest personalities on opening night. 🥲 Sam was at risk because queerphobia, Emily cuz she’s a Tory/fascist, and Caroline because we just knew she was going to be what she is.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Or she wants to steal any money from the prize pot if she can. The whole volunteering to go in the first episode was the first act of a long con.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Oh it was Sam.

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

I used to watch Traitors after but it’s too risky for spoilers now. 🫣

Alanosaur 🦕 @alanosaurus.bsky.social · 1d

Yet they have freely admitted they can’t really sing or dance and also we saw the ‘talent’ show. 👀

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