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albertcumus.bsky.social
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
1K followers 470 following 4.3K posts
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him Likes: hot people with hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: the 't' is silent
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 49m
On soundgasm the audio doesn't seem to watch the description. But this is almost certainly me being thick!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 58m
It's probably me being thick - it's usually that - but is this the right link?
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 59m
Cunt is all you need, to quote The Beatles, like
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 1h
'Move' is an absolute 11/10, much like today's date
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 2h
Come round - there's loads!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 2h
Thing you need to know about me is I am very much not competitive but if you wanna 1v1 me in lasagne making then I can and will fuck you up

#layers
Lasagne obviously
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
All of the above please!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
That is so fucking shit. Sending love your way 🫂
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
Morning all! Serving soapy Saturday from the vault. My vault is quite well-equipped - it's got a shower in it and everything.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
Oh Faye I'm,so sorry. You see deserve so, SO, much better than this.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 16h
It was you, btw. I love your audios so much.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 17h
This is really beautiful

youtu.be/FYLoNtbWWpk?...
Susanne Sundfør - 'alyosha' (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Susanne Sundfør
youtu.be
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck it was tough! But your art is there to be appreciated.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah same 🫂🫂🫂
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h
I would actually murder the person doing this to you but as ever you are so excellent. You're a genius.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h
Wait hang on does Alt Text not work with videos? I had an essay linking this to the videos for The Box by Orbital and Ray Of Light by Madonna and it was quite lol but nevermind.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 18h
I have also been there. Maybe everyone on here has. Maybe that's the glue that secretly holds everyone on here together without knowing it.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 19h
Also Simon Mayo is such a smug fucker I hate him
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 19h
I love Swifto but her ethos is not the same. Swifto is confessional and beautifully articulate. Madonna is let's come up on fun drugs to Ray of Light and have sex to Hung Up.

(This might be a personally-specific memory 🤭)

FUCK IT'S THE PET SHOP BOYS!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
Can you even imagine a world in which Madonna didn't exist? #totp
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 21h
Mission very much accomplished!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 21h
You can sit absolutely wherever you choose. I've missed you!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 21h
Probably about an hour after I have my first drink. Let's say 9 o'clock...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22h
Ha! The person who made the audio has liked this
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23h
Omg literally everything about you is so pretty!
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