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albertcumus.bsky.social
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
1K followers 470 following 4.3K posts
About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him Likes: hot people with hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: the 't' is silent
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
Oh Faye I'm,so sorry. You see deserve so, SO, much better than this.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 6h
It was you, btw. I love your audios so much.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
This is really beautiful

youtu.be/FYLoNtbWWpk?...
Susanne Sundfør - 'alyosha' (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Susanne Sundfør
youtu.be
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck it was tough! But your art is there to be appreciated.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah same 🫂🫂🫂
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
I would actually murder the person doing this to you but as ever you are so excellent. You're a genius.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
Wait hang on does Alt Text not work with videos? I had an essay linking this to the videos for The Box by Orbital and Ray Of Light by Madonna and it was quite lol but nevermind.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 8h
I have also been there. Maybe everyone on here has. Maybe that's the glue that secretly holds everyone on here together without knowing it.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
CW: really, really fast fist fucking

Those who asked for this, you know who you are and I hope you're happy now

#fcf #feralfriday
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 9h
Also Simon Mayo is such a smug fucker I hate him
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
I love Swifto but her ethos is not the same. Swifto is confessional and beautifully articulate. Madonna is let's come up on fun drugs to Ray of Light and have sex to Hung Up.

(This might be a personally-specific memory 🤭)

FUCK IT'S THE PET SHOP BOYS!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 10h
Can you even imagine a world in which Madonna didn't exist? #totp
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11h
Mission very much accomplished!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11h
You can sit absolutely wherever you choose. I've missed you!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 11h
Probably about an hour after I have my first drink. Let's say 9 o'clock...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13h
Ha! The person who made the audio has liked this
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13h
Omg literally everything about you is so pretty!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13h
I very much do!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 13h
Definitely heaven!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 14h
Time lapse footage of me listening to your new audio

There's a longer version but I'm not sure I can show it before the watershed

#fcf #feralfriday
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 14h
It's Friday! Be feral, be free!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
It's the job I was born to do! I may need to take a much closer look at yours...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
(spelt holey wrong there apols)
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
So far it's a 'haunted sex cape' and a mask but that would really bring the outfit together!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 15h
Omg fix this for the love of all that is holy
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🖤LilacVA🖤 @lilacinthespring.bsky.social · 16h
I'm being edged
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