albertcumus.bsky.social
Albert
@albertcumus.bsky.social
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About: British purveyor of NSFW artistic lewds and random musings Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him Likes: hot people with hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: the 't' is silent
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 33m
Balls! No I don't but more than willing to get them in exchange for a billion dollars.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 1h
Just done a system update on my phone so I'm basically a tech bro now

Does a tonne of money just appear in my account or
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 1h
Jesus Ellie you are taking no prisoners this week

*faints*
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you very much!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
This is good advice
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bean ☁️🌷 @beancat.bsky.social · 4h
Good morning 💖 drink water, take your meds, fuck Donald Trump and listen to Black women 🫶
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 4h
I wish I could tell you that stops at 30
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

But you are the queen of pretty
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
I am puckered!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
I love your praise!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
👀
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 5h
This made me laugh in the supermarket
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
Haha stop!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
a man in a red and white jacket is smiling while sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a red and white jacket is smiling while sitting at a table
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 7h
Thighsday innit
Two legs. A pair of legs, if you will
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 17h
Same! People sometimes join me for politics and it's like sorry mate, you're mainly getting cocks.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 17h
Spitting facts here
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 17h
Thank YOU! Also and on reflection, I've decided your supermarket aura is actually M&S but only the the picky bits aisle. 🫂
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
So this is a moan I would definitely like to hear
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 20h
HOT!
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22h
I feel very seen
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22h
That would explain it! I thought there were notes of Australian in there too but I guess not.

But it's really lovely. I don't think I've ever heard anything quite like it.
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 22h
Correct answer! I'll be right over...
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23h
Love to! What's going down?
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Albert @albertcumus.bsky.social · 23h
Like, with another person? That is unnatural and wrong.