Alissa is Querying ✨🔥🧪
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(She/Her) M.Ed. Writer of pop songs and #fantasy novels. Drinker of too much coffee. Collector of things. #ya #amquerying
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I’ve failed marketing The Promise of Darkness, so let’s try again:

✨I need other ppl in this science boy fandom because I swear to god my own ship is killing me

🔥You’ll love my chronically ill FMC because she’s a soft girl who’s still going to burn the world down

#amquerying
A collage of images: someone holding a torch in front of a brick wall, a NASA image of space featuring many stars, a burst of flame, two figures cloaked in red robes, a girl with brown hair holding fire in her hands, Jayce and Viktor from the TV Show Arcane, an image of a solar eclipse outline. A quote reads: “Here they were again, always together, always touching, but at no point had either of them put name to what this was. In Calx’ mind, everything was impermanent, transmutable into something else. He waited for the day when this became something he no longer recognized. He did reverse alchemy. He tried to hold onto the gold as tightly as possible before it slipped away.”
alissalindemann.bsky.social
I’ve failed marketing The Promise of Darkness, so let’s try again:

✨I need other ppl in this science boy fandom because I swear to god my own ship is killing me

🔥You’ll love my chronically ill FMC because she’s a soft girl who’s still going to burn the world down

#amquerying
A collage of images: someone holding a torch in front of a brick wall, a NASA image of space featuring many stars, a burst of flame, two figures cloaked in red robes, a girl with brown hair holding fire in her hands, Jayce and Viktor from the TV Show Arcane, an image of a solar eclipse outline. A quote reads: “Here they were again, always together, always touching, but at no point had either of them put name to what this was. In Calx’ mind, everything was impermanent, transmutable into something else. He waited for the day when this became something he no longer recognized. He did reverse alchemy. He tried to hold onto the gold as tightly as possible before it slipped away.”
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soph-pl.bsky.social
Because an agent–author relationship is a partnership.
Because I’m nothing if not a team player.

#UnhingedPit #Q #A #R
Mockup of a rights catalog page, with handwritten comments (in []):
Upmarket Fiction [Good it’s generic, since mine’s romance+WF+semi-historical all rolled in one]
Mock book cover, featuring a couple embracing (freepik.com)
Only One Summer in Berlin [Are we keeping this title?]
Soph
On submission Fall 2025
Primary agent: You
TV/Film agent: TBD
Rights available: worldwide
Length: 311 pages
Material: Unedited MS

Pitched as [x] [Sthg book club, w/ depth & growth] meets [y] [Sthg spicy! But not gratuitous], a poignant [Too much?], emotionally rich, heartfelt, smart and sexy [Word salad? But it’s all there! Let’s also weave in it’s funny. And immersive.] love story about a disciplined student who falls for edgy, leafy, laid-back post-Cold War Berlin—and for her host, a single dad struggling with his future. But she can’t stay. 

Largely obscuring the blurb, a Post-it reading: Dear future agent, Even if we sign today, the Frankfurt fair is still gonna be a stretch, so I thought I’d help. Maybe slip it in as a loose sheet? Needs finalizing, but it shouldn’t take you long…
Words from the blurb: ’97 Berlin isn’t [Am I selling “Berlin as a character” enough? What about the 90s angle?] / dream destination. But when poor / poli-sci degree / heads to Berlin / Larger-than / language  / handball / his six-year / friendship / their att / One massa /  It can only be a fling / path lies in Paris / for shared custody of / secrets that tie him to Berlin. When / them to make an impossible choice: abandon these /or each other. [Stakes high enough? Still clear it’s a HEA?]

Picture of a barn owl
Soph was born in a barn, but soon spread her wings to roam the forests at night. She now lives at the top of a tower and collects mice (well, their bones). When not hooting her next novel, she enjoys moon-gazing. She wishes she were as effortlessly cool as Hedwig but suspects she’s more of an Archimedes. [Finally a decent bio!]

Frankfurt 2025 - adult catalog
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delandjessica.bsky.social
Missing: Rikma Nadia, aspiring professional ballerina

18 years old, 5'8", 110 lbs
long auburn hair, periwinkle eyes

Last seen with Wolf:
18 years old, 6'1", gray eyes, hair white with black & gray mottling, pushy & smirky

Contact Nick Slater with information

#UnhingedPit #CS #YA #F #M #R #MH
Fake missing persons poster for #Unhingedpit. Top features an image of a ballerina in a leotard sitting on a studio floor tying on a pointe shoe. Middle has the words, "Missing person, Rikma Nadia (age 18)." Below reads, "Last seen leaving on a date with a teenage boy named Wolf” with a headshot of a teenage boy beside it who has white hair with black and gray mottling. Bottom reads, "If you have any information, please contact: Nick Slater (cousin)."
alissalindemann.bsky.social
POV: You only applied to this school because your boyfriend went undercover to dismantle the planetary govt. Now you're both trapped and your only hope is a girl with the most volatile magic you've seen who hates you both. You'd be over-caffeinated too. #unhingedpit #q #ya #sf #f
Background image is an ornate brass frame hung over a brown leather chair. The frame reads "Promethea Cafe; The Ballad: A plain latte loaded with sugar (and a croissant because he forgot to eat today...again); The Lauryl: Herbal tea with foraged berries and herbs; The Calx: Black coffee with an extra doubleshot or two (no one knows how many he's had and everyone's concerned about his caffeine level)
alissalindemann.bsky.social
I'm struggling through this WIP because my brain won't let go of the characters from my last manuscript, but if I write that sequel it's useless for the purposes of querying, so here we are!
Background image is gray with faint roses and a Victorian woman drinking tea. Text reads: September Write-A-Thon; Day: 21; Draft: 1; Words: 7400
alissalindemann.bsky.social
Happy to report that I received two #PitchDis requests today!
alissalindemann.bsky.social
Curious how many people in the writing community over here have tried Skylight? I think it needs some work, but I’m also ready to jump ship from….the other place if needed. #writingcommunity
alissalindemann.bsky.social
Another somewhat slow week for my September Write-A-Thon, but I still made word count progress! I keep feeling like I'm about to lose the plot (that I don't have in the first place because I'm a pantser) but then I get back on track. 😂
Background image is gray with faint roses and a Victorian woman drinking tea. Text reads: September Write-A-Thon; Day: 14; Draft: 1; Words: 6013
alissalindemann.bsky.social
I'm a little behind, but my submission is in for #PitchDis! It was really organic for me to portray my chronic illness in the character of Lauryl in The Promise of Darkness. I love how strong she remains even as the world (and her own magic) aims to destroy her. 🔥❤️
A white background covered with pink, yellow, blue, and purple, confetti which reads: #PITCHDIS 2025 Participant. A white woman in a white shirt with dark hair holds a ball of fire, which illuminates her face and arm.
alissalindemann.bsky.social
My first September Write-A-Thon update is on the light side, but I did finish the first chapter (this was my main goal) and I think I have a good start at the FMC's voice, which I expected to be harder because it's an existing character aged up and it's not my usual tense.
Background image is gray with faint roses and a Victorian woman drinking tea. Text reads: September Write-A-Thon; Day: 7; Draft: 1; Words: 3401
alissalindemann.bsky.social
I'll be working on my next manuscript all month long in partnership with The Porch in Nashville. Here's where we're starting!
Background image is gray with faint roses and a Victorian woman drinking tea. Text reads: September Write-A-Thon; Day: 0; Draft: 1; Words: 1142
alissalindemann.bsky.social
I haven’t decided if I’m posting for #1stLinePit because I’ll be on a plane most of that day, but I’d love to connect with everyone over on the camera app (which I use to annoy my irl friends mostly)
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IDLE OF A PSYCHOPOMP
How far would you go to make sure your loved ones survive? For a retired explorer, that burning question never ceases to exist. When he overhears a rumour about a mysterious forest, he ventures back into the wild, desperation overwhelming every other emotion.
#PosterPit #Q #T #A
IDLE OF A PSYCHOPOMP - POSTER
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celticxpanda.bsky.social
ARTHURIAN LORE X SAILOR MOON

👑 Reincarnated King Arthur, but make it Magial Girl
⚔️ Epic battles with magical weapons a-plenty
💋 Slow burn romance with extra pining
🌈 Queer Friendships
🌩️ All Myths are Real, and they're coming to kick Mordred's ass

#PosterPit #Q #F #NA
a poster of a red-headed woman standing in the rolling hills of the Scottish Highlands. Text reads 'She is King' , 'a Novel by Megan Atkison' and 'On Query near you'
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authorkatecooper.bsky.social
You've accidentally discovered a hitman for hire scheme posing as an airline. Now what?

Charlie and Rowan must face their fears, their pasts, and their feelings to expose the airline's true purpose ✈️
(📌#agentsguide)

#posterpit #w #r #c #a #queryingsoon
Photo of man hugging woman
text (top to bottom):
A contemporary romance by Kate Cooper
Overcoming
Enemies to lovers, mental health rep, forced proximity
She's afraid to fly. He's afraid to fall. Together, they'll face their fears and uncover the truth.
Coming soon to the query trenches
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ohreallytheatre.bsky.social
DIVINE RIVALS meets WHAT THE RIVER KNOWS with Arthurian legend.

When all of the Poet class at an infamous arts boarding school drown, a fae known for a childhood murder streak, and Prince Arthur, team up to solve this mystery. And their own feelings. Without drowning.

#PosterPit #Q #YA #M #FT
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ceibarosario.bsky.social
THE BITTER SEA

After many long, dark months, Wenai has finally escaped from the clutches of the Queen of Sirens. But the eclipse that eats the sun is only a month away. Is it too late for him to save the world?

#PosterPit #F #A #W
A poster that features a large moon as the bottom half, with a dark ocean as the top half. the text from top to bottom reads:
A Novel by Ceiba Rosario Palma
THE BITTER SEA
When there is a dying god inside of you, will you answer the moon's call?
Adult Fantasy - Tropical Islands - Strange Moon Magic - Oceanic Cult - Magical Creatures
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emiloulockett.bsky.social
They're supposed to kill each other. Fate has other plans.

🌊 Stormy vibes
⚡ Lithuanian mythology
🗡️ Enemies-to-lovers
💜 Chronic pain rep
🌙 Moon-based magic
#Posterpit #F #NA #Q
She reads minds. He plants thoughts. 
(picture of three different moons- one red, one gold, one blue. A pair of closed feminine eyes. A gem.)
Fate and her atrocities
Cursed by fate, one locked gaze is all it takes—unless it’s each other. It should make killing the other and serving their triad easy.  But nothing’s easy on storm-wracked Ravamyn: not the gods, nor the storms, and never the people. With every stolen glance, danger grows more tempting—and averting their gazes might be the real risk.
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adamreisinger.com
Freja Lindholm has a rule: she doesn’t date skaters.

As one of the only women to land a triple Axel at the Olympics, Chloé LaFleur believes rules were made to be broken.

THE ICE BETWEEN US

⛸️ 86K sapphic romance
⛸️ Dislike to lovers
⛸️ Forced proximity
⛸️ Only one bed

#posterpit #q #a #r #lgbtq
Mock movie poster for THE ICE BETWEEN US featuring art by Nush Deco
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pscwillis.bsky.social
When people-pleaser Jay gains guardianship of a curious tree spirit, she must find the joy in being human. But if Jay can't confront the lies and insecurities eroding her oldest friendship, she risks teaching the birch that life is about hiding who you really are.

#PosterPit #Q #YA #F
A spoof movie poster for the MS 'Dazed and Uprooted' (a YA contemporary fantasy about finding what you love). Three banners depict the main characters. Descriptors above them read 'Spreadsheet brain demi sexual' 'chaos brain bisexual' 'curious tree spirit.' Underneath, are compliments for the book framed by movie award laurels.
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kimcayley.bsky.social
✨FATED FAKES✨ has:

🔮a bad psychic from a family of renowned seers

🙅a grieving skeptic agrees to be her fake date

⁉️her predictions suddenly start making sense, and they revolve around *him*

#PosterPit #W #A #R
#QueryingSoon
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writersramblings.bsky.social
🎬Coming soon: THE NECROMANCER’S WIFE

✨FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST x SAVING PRIVATE RYAN x THE LOCKED TOMB✨

🏳️‍🌈wlw+queer chars (#sapphic MCs)
💀retired necromancer🩷💜💙
⚗️missing alchemist🧡🤍🩷
🪄magical intrigue
🚂dieselpunk

#PosterPit #PosterPitW #F #R #A #W