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Alistor!

@alistor.bsky.social

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Giant pink otter monster critter here to weird this place up with more furry nonsense. She/They, macro furry enthusiast, queer as all hell. No minors! This is an adult account following adult accounts! I am a firm believer of content-warnings.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · Jan 8

I'm just going to say this now, as plainly and respectfully as possible. I don't want people coming up to me and soliciting their services, unless I *explicitly ask for it.*

Me posting "I should really do [X]..." is not an invitation for strangers to knock on my door.

I will block those that do.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 2h

[CRITICAL MASSES DETECTED]

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Iridium Wolf @iridiumwolf.bsky.social · 1d

What happens when you think you're the biggest predator in the ocean and you get target fixated on a tasty snack of an SSBN and you go in for the bite and you run into an equally large, exceptionally hot kaijotter? The bite turns into a meet cute/bite smooch. (Art by @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang)

Iridium, in her female orca form, hunts deep in the ocean a Typhoon-class SSBN, so fixated on the snack she does not realize that the kaijotter Alistor is after the same submarine. Both are very large, a kilometer or more, in height. Alistor is very curvy, her huge breasts straining at her bikini top, her rear very shapely, as her hot pink body shows off its curves and bright colors. Iridium is solidly built, with powerful muscles, a full bustline and thick booty, displaying the black and white strong shading of the killer whale (with a DORSAL fin). The poor submarine is between them as the two circle in for the bite. There's an insert picture, showing that they indeed get their morsel, or at least half, with their lips meeting in the middle for a surprised kiss. Both blush but do not pull away.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 23h

Ahhhh!

Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 23h

I wonder if you're thinking about the stickers that Niis has made? She's made more since then, including butt, tummy, bulge and muscles.

bsky.app/profile/niis...

Niis @niis.pics · Oct 13

I also have a new bumper sticker that I’m selling that I think sums up the furry artist experience pretty accurately…

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 1d

It was wonderful to see this come together and I am genuinely blown away with how good this is. It’s made even better because it’s a shared piece with a friend.

I’m happy to take up space with you any time Iridium. :3

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 1d

I feel almost ill that I fell for it. I looked back at the video that was shared around on some discords I'm on and sure enough the blurred watermark was there. Harmless fun my butt, this is at best environmentally destructive & at worst used by people pushing actual fake news that will hurt people.

A screenshot of an AI generated video in the style of doorbell camera footage. It's depicting a porch on Halloween night, with a possum eating candy out of a bowl until the electronic witch decoration activates and scares it. The two tells that shows that it's AI generated is a blurred out SORA AI watermark on the right side of the video, and the cropped out numbers in the top-left corner. It's hard to tell from a single screenshot, but the 'numbers' smear as the video plays out.

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Pank 🦑 @pankraru.bsky.social · 1d

How to Spot SORA AI Videos with Removed Watermarks.

That popular Video of a Possum being scared while eating Halloween candy, AI. That one has an extra tell, the time stamp numbers in the upper corner, are fucky wucky.

That is how I started to notice the edited out Watermark that is included.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 1d

Who knew that inflatable animals facing bullies in discount police gear was like the most punk thing we needed in the world right now?

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DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, we be goofin' and gaming tonight! It's Friday eve and time to cut loose with some nerdy chatter and games where winning don't matter! Sound like fun? Come on over and hang with us tonight at 8pm Central/9pm Eastern!

Right here--> Twitch.tv/DJSQWRL!

Let's get NUTS! 🥜🐿️

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports

Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

www.consumerreports.org

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🔴 LIVE | BlueBirdBreeze 💖🏳️‍⚧️ @bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social · 2d

Do not watch the HBO series.
Do not buy wizard game (2).

I usually don't judge too much, I get that not everyone is fully in the loop for everything. If you support JKR now, we are done.

Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 2d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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The Book Badgers @thebookbadgers.bsky.social · 1d

And last but not least in our lineup of new titles:
@harlowesavage.bsky.social
@giants-club.net

Cover of ‘The Cretian Crown’ by Harlowe Savage

Cover of ‘The Turning’ by Arilin Thorferra

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 1d

I’m holding out hope that won’t be the case. You are a genuine joy to be around and I hope that happens again.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 2d

Lose the maple syrup(?!), soy sauce, fish sauce, yeast(???), extra salt and yeah that's actually a Bloody Mary.

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Ash Coyote @ashcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Been fiddling with these design a bit more to see if I can push it some. What do you all think?

#keepfurryweird

www.keepfurryweird.com

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DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 3d

Ayyyy, it's dat squirrel what plays the mashups again! That's right I'm back at it with more tunes and squirrelly nonsense tonight at Twitch.tv/BootieMashup! 🎶

When? RIGHT NOW!
Where? I just told you!
Why? Because I like ya!

LET'S GET NUTS! 🥜🐿️

Hey Mah! That squirrel is on the TV again. He's lookin' right at me!

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 4d

Hmm, would a group of furries be called a convention?

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Further Confusion "The Beach Episode" @furcon.bsky.social · 4d

The first round of our hotel lottery opens a week from today, so be sure to keep yourself informed on both this and future rounds taking place across October.

You can find further details here:
furtherconfusion.org/hotel/

Snap up your hotel room

Type 'FC' is you read the alt text

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 5d

Bed gravity was extra high this morning, sadly not because of tits big enough to keep my lap warm this time of year.

Got some solid sleep though!

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 6d

Such a cute snoot surrounded by orange hills.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 7d

My car has become more furry trash, err treasured. Muse poked at me with a stick to get a decal made, based off a collaborative drawing by Wolfkidd and Ken Cougr.

Done with Procreate, vectorized in Illustrator, cut out with my Cricut.

A white vinyl decal of my OC Alistor. Through some mischief that friends Wolfkidd and Ken Cougr latched onto, I was able to adapt their art of me being a 'kawaiiju' and amping the adorable factor to eleven. She's peeking through the rear driver side window, blepping her tongue out at whoever drives by me.

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Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 7d

Okay, my Saturday is pretty busy, but I wanna do some art here soon. I need to knock down this awful feeling telling me my creativity needs to be hidden away.

Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 7d

I'm in my 40's now. So yes.

Alistor! @alistor.bsky.social · 7d

And the piece it's based off of. Seriously, I count myself so lucky to know folks like Wolfkidd and @kencougr.bsky.social.

The image the decal is based off of, sketched by Wolf and inks/colors by Cougr. Alistor is in kawaiiju mode, though this full body image has her paws cupping her chest as she stands taller than the city behind her.

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