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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 9h
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Massacre Girl did you do the murders at karlov manor
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 10h
godDAMNit i was pushing off the idea of doing an advent calendar 😭
shippingshield.bsky.social Shipping Shield @shippingshield.bsky.social · 1d
The amazing Meaghan from @infinitokens.com had an idea and we delivered!

If you want to make custom booster packs for a holiday countdown/Advent calendar, check out our newest limited offering!

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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 11h
my friend Travis is in this video
thejanklord.bsky.social QUEST FOR THE JANKLORD @thejanklord.bsky.social · 1d
Pauper Commander Is Sick. We let it rip with our pal @travisnorman.bsky.social in the latest episode: youtu.be/nBucyUjY4Y0

Special thanks to @toomuchdew.bsky.social for supplying most of these decks!

#magicthegathering is fun.
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 13h
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Control of the Court, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow key art by Nestor Ossandon Leal!
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 14h
TIRED: Claiming a Latina woman has "low IQ"
WIRED: Bragging about taking an IQ test that is clearly a cognitive functioning test, saying it was "hard"
INSPIRED: Watching Marco Rubio's face as this all unfolds
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 1d
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Bog Wraith, from cover art for Goosebumps #56, "The Curse of Camp Cold Lake" by Tim Jacobus
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 1d
Some cool dudes in this picture
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 1d
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 2d
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Entomb, from poster art for "The Evil Dead" (1981)
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 2d
you are very tall, which gives you an automatic +3
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 2d
one
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
you really squared the peggle on that one
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
I shoot nothing in front of me. I am both the man in front of me and the man holding the twisted bolt cutters. A drone appears in front of me, then spawns another drone.
Black ooze glops into the world. I try to scream, but only Lergevhtiepsappe comes out.
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
The progression of movement feels like it's from a dream. I run onto a subway platform, the train leaves spawning more platform pieces, oh no! But now the platform BECOMES the train and I'm on it, then I leave the train horizontally into a station that becomes a rooftop and now my alarm is going off
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
I made the perfect promo card for this set 6(!) years ago...
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
Except one where Ral and Kaito are just sitting around bored, it's called "Where's Jace?"
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
Reality Fracture should be a gimmick set where Jace is on every card.
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
My playgroup refuses to talk to me ever since The Incident™️
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
It's for my bracket 1 ikoria theme deck tho
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
There's this early episode of 30 Rock where Dennis Duffy, describing his new business venture, poses "Everybody loves coffee. But where do you get it?", and Liz explodes "ANYWHERE. YOU CAN GET IT ANYWHERE."

Thought about this for no particular reason this morning.
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 3d
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Gisa, Glorious Resurtrector, from both B&W color art by Sebastián Cabrol!
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 4d
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Veil, from key art for the original Innistrad set by Kark Kopinski!
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 4d
At 6'2", standing next to you feels intimidating for real.
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 4d
a close up of the joker from the movie the dark knight rises with blood on his face .
Alt: The Joker: "And here we go." (The Dark Knight)
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ALK Alters @alkalters.bsky.social · 4d
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Veil, from key art for the original Innistrad set by Kark Kopinski!
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