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You make one joke and Instagram thinks you're having a full on crisis
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You make one joke and Instagram thinks you're having a full on crisis
say what you want about UB I'm just glad the long-suffering fans of that little-known media property Marvel Comics are finally getting their due
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
say what you want about UB I'm just glad the long-suffering fans of that little-known media property Marvel Comics are finally getting their due
Look at all these cool peeps
Let's keep that Magic community hype rolling with some more exciting news ~
From alters to tokens, playmats to proxies, we're bringing it all! We're pleased to announce not just one or two, but ❗ ELEVEN ❗ incredible community artists joining us as guests at Shoebox! 🎨🖌️ #MTGCube
From alters to tokens, playmats to proxies, we're bringing it all! We're pleased to announce not just one or two, but ❗ ELEVEN ❗ incredible community artists joining us as guests at Shoebox! 🎨🖌️ #MTGCube
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Look at all these cool peeps
As the guy who reviews set symbols every year I'd like to thank them for making this one so bad it's easy to slot in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As the guy who reviews set symbols every year I'd like to thank them for making this one so bad it's easy to slot in.
Who cares about previews or whatever we ZOOMING today
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Who cares about previews or whatever we ZOOMING today
i WISH
"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."
New Fringe Magic Format Secretly Just Euchre | Commander's Herald
A new shared-deck round-based Magic format, has been gaining traction on social media over the past few months.
commandersherald.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i WISH
This wouldn't keep happening if Wizards simply banned Cavern of Souls in every format, destroyed all copies in existence, and gaslit us all into believing that stupid card never existed.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This wouldn't keep happening if Wizards simply banned Cavern of Souls in every format, destroyed all copies in existence, and gaslit us all into believing that stupid card never existed.
We made it.
Hydrate.
Hydrate.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We made it.
Hydrate.
Hydrate.
“The stone speaks. We are merely interpreters.”
Today's alter is Stoneforge Mystic, from art by Dan Dos Santos!
Today's alter is Stoneforge Mystic, from art by Dan Dos Santos!
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“The stone speaks. We are merely interpreters.”
Today's alter is Stoneforge Mystic, from art by Dan Dos Santos!
Today's alter is Stoneforge Mystic, from art by Dan Dos Santos!
This was a lovely movie and I think best expressed by the dueling humanisms of Blank and Father Jud.
Don’t read this if you haven’t watched the new Knives Out movie but I wrote about how the series only works because Blanc doesn’t treat the mysteries like a game but is always protecting the most vulnerable individual in the case
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
open.substack.com/pub/somethin...
Benoit Blanc’s road to Damascus
There’s several tensions at work in the new Knives Out movie, Wake Up Dead Man — religious belief vs nonbelief / atheism, innocence vs guilt, love vs hate, what a community looks like, what is the tru...
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This was a lovely movie and I think best expressed by the dueling humanisms of Blank and Father Jud.
Should I go to Vegas
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Should I go to Vegas
this asshole walks into a couple's home, calls their baby a freak, then IMMEDIATELY starts singing about himself
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
this asshole walks into a couple's home, calls their baby a freak, then IMMEDIATELY starts singing about himself
Can't believe they still televise the parade after the Big Charlie Brown Incident.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Can't believe they still televise the parade after the Big Charlie Brown Incident.
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I took a day off yesterday (gasp!!) to hang out with my cousins at the pool. Took a nap afterwards and later watched Frankenstein but couldn’t get into it so I painted a scene from The Emperor’s Fist in procreate instead while the movie was on (this one’s for my deep-cut vorthos friends).
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I took a day off yesterday (gasp!!) to hang out with my cousins at the pool. Took a nap afterwards and later watched Frankenstein but couldn’t get into it so I painted a scene from The Emperor’s Fist in procreate instead while the movie was on (this one’s for my deep-cut vorthos friends).
Apropros of nothing I need to schedule some posts...
Existential question - how long do you remain a content creator if you're not releasing content regularly?
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Apropros of nothing I need to schedule some posts...
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GET 50 RINGS!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
GET 50 RINGS!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
GET 50 RINGS!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
GET 50 RINGS!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
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"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love."
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love."
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love."
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love."
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
I also haven't been keeping you up on my hydration status:
For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.
For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I also haven't been keeping you up on my hydration status:
For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.
For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.
Looking at my Instagram the last time I posted a new alter was in July.
Should I post something new?
Blusky doesn't do polls.
Should I post something new?
Blusky doesn't do polls.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Looking at my Instagram the last time I posted a new alter was in July.
Should I post something new?
Blusky doesn't do polls.
Should I post something new?
Blusky doesn't do polls.
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She's so baaad ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
She's so baaad ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
Loved drawing the fake finger bite pose with Olivia
#olivia #oliviavoldaren #vampire #Crimsonvow #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering
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The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Batman blew up from a big bomb in The Dark Knight Rises. (or he just quit)
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
this is so silly. people know the deal with bond. the writers should just embrace the metatextual aspects of the franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Batman blew up from a big bomb in The Dark Knight Rises. (or he just quit)
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
There have been at least 6 theatrical movies with Batman in them since then.
I think we can handle a new Bond.
we gotta stop with video essays
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
we gotta stop with video essays
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror
if i wanted some smug white guy in his 30s overexplaining digimon lore to me i'd just look in a mirror