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Today's alter is Bonus Round, from Sonic 2 special stage #2!
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ice Age is basically a set full of word problems.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"It's not the result of one's life that's important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love."

Today's alter is Terra, Magical Adept // Esper Terra, from FFVI art by Yoshitaka Amano!
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"I am tired of Manufactor. Of these tokens. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their board state."
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I also haven't been keeping you up on my hydration status:

For November: 53 miles walking, 49 miles running.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Shagadelic."
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November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Big can of worms- you wanna get sued?
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There was a spanking of creators and I wasn't invited?
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My inner monologue during an edh game:
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"how are we gonna sell the Secret Lair"
"i dunno throw some Zutara bait in there"
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Maybe this time good things will happen
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
remember when you didn't have to be shredded 0% body fat to be a gray merchant

male body standards are out of control
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop!

Today's Archiveween post is Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord, from art by Magdalena Pagdowska from Boom! Studios Magic comics!

(I can finally stop!)
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
yaasssssss queen
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Liliana of the Dark Realms, from Boom! Studios art by Miguel Mercado!
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a bad movie with an awesome suit and some of my favorite Spider-Manning ever.

There's a DUBSTEP FIGHT IN TIMES SQUARE and Spidey tries to talk Electro down like a GOOD GUY and a COP FUCKS IT UP and then SPIDEY WEARS A FIREMAN HAT
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Tinybones, Trinket Thief, from art by Jason Rainville!
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Speaking of this gif, what TV show lowkey has one of the best soundtracks ever?
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is There's A Monster At The End Of This Book!, from art for the book of (a similar) name by Michael Smollin!
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Massacre Girl did you do the murders at karlov manor
MASSACRE GIRL: No I've never done a murder
GREAT DETECTIVE PROFT: Ok story checks out
MASSACRE GIRL: Now *massacres*, on the other hand,
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Control of the Court, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow key art by Nestor Ossandon Leal!
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Bog Wraith, from cover art for Goosebumps #56, "The Curse of Camp Cold Lake" by Tim Jacobus
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Entomb, from poster art for "The Evil Dead" (1981)
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I made the perfect promo card for this set 6(!) years ago...
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM