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Always blame the healer. ⚠️ SPOILER ALERT: Includes content through patch 7.3. FFXIV bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes. Last updated: 8/19/25

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · Nov 8

My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.

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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1m

I tried paying the going rate, but two fighty-tools was the best I could get with the money you gave me. I had no idea how expensive they were!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 40m

You know, it's harder to hear the voices of the elementals with you lot in the audience... but it's good to see you all—even Nashu Mhakaracca.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

I shall return to the lightless waste and redouble my efforts to play Triple Triad. We cannot join in the dithering unprepared!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h

No sooner did we set foot back in Revenant's Toll than I reduced the realm's preeminent inspector to a pair of spectacles. I am definitely as rare as chocobo teeth.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

Black Cat always was a defective cactuar... Ready to dodge razor-sharp pincers.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h

We did it... We meddled in local affairs, and lived.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h

A rumor says that Yda was, and I quote, "running away screaming in terror."

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

To face the future, to find satisfaction in dango... Perhaps it is indeed true that many kojin yearn to clean the stables.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h

I suggest you deliver hovering eggs to your patron, along with a warning concerning a dimber damber.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

What are you waiting for? We have a properly dreadful All Saints' Wake–you land headfirst!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h

It would seem that the gargant has returned to the Hamsa Hatchery.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

This one just saw unholy one overcoming your natural deficiencies.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h

I shall return to Doma Castle and redouble my efforts to douse the Warrior of Light in confetti. We cannot part ways with my precious bits unprepared!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h

Large-testicled raccoon dogs are the Students of Baldesion's stock-in-trade.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

Ahhh... few things compare to the simple pleasure of offering to be the Warrior of Light's pony.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h

T-Trial by combat? He might as well throw me off this island right now! And I was only partaking of a barrel of something... <sob>

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

First you can't kweh along under some distant sky, and now you can't even pay the price? Bah! What use are you!?

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, and pay no mind to the Bull of Ala Mhigo. He obviously wishes to stand on formality, but we have more important matters to attend to!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

While the rest of you were being lewd, we might have been rescued by a great wyrm.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h

Do you know the most reliable way to deal with those who stubbornly refuse to stroll freely into Meghaduta? You shove your head into a dangerous magic box.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h

...You had me fooled there for a moment! An amusing jest—albeit a tad unholy. Surely you must realize how unsuited I am to paying obeisance—yet still you tempt me with the promise of an eldritch trinket!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

Aetherial energies can be divided into six distinctive elements—that big-ass statue of Saint Shiva in the Churning Mists, Ardbert's drunken snoring, an enormous sleeping dragon, a potentially serious illness, a cheese war, and an incorrigible villain.

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h

This had better not be about an overabundance of appendages again... If you hadn't noticed, Asahi sas Brutus kicked a talking fish, so go find some private affairs before I change my mind about facing the future!

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

Why won't you pay obeisance like a normal roegadyn?

Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h

Ah yes, Wuk Lamat told about the tural vidraal—creatures that get a bit carried away and spread happiness through trade.