Allagan Node
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My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
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That's strange. The Echo never allowed you to restock and repair or whatever it is you adventurers do before.
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Cease your shenanigans! I spend my days correcting manners, and here I am perpetrating the grave offense of rushing into the unknown!
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As for who should bewilder Moenbryda for purposes most foul... I had a mind to volunteer myself.
allagannode.bsky.social
Is Aymeric really planning to summon the color wheel to your mind's eye?
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Perhaps we can use Zombibrand, devourer of brains's present preoccupation with pumpkin-headed apparitions to our advantage.
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So there you have it, we're dabbling in the dark arts. I must say, I'm easy to push around. Right, let's begin by dancing with death.
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None of us fancy being on the business end of an arrow, but maybe you're up to the challenge?
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It is well that I did not entrust you with the important task of perusing the pages of power and peril.
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Meteion: Whoever garners the most dirigibles─and thereby the largest share of mortal meat sacks─wins. The loser will be bound to snack on adventurer brains. How does that sound?
Fourchenault: You're on! I hope you're ready to hitch a ride on Hraesvelgr's back!
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"Fall into a nasty trap" was not a euphemism for "trick several hapless maidens into forgetting to include bribes in your budget."
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Hmm... A masked man seemingly offering power to "swing like a dream," and a vision of our founders discussing how to be cleansed of the light's blighted touch...
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An ambitious fool is an ambitious fool. All pull Zhloe's tail.
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Yes, it can dissolve the monarchy, and yes, it can carry a load of rubbish around. Your argument is invalid.
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No matter what I say, all I receive are walkybugs and looks of horror! I swear this is not what it seems.
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What about MY needs? What about my blue-arsed wharf rats? By Rhalgr, it's just not fair!
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Don't you know better'n to play hide and seek with a dragon?
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Children are ever so fond of calling the Warrior of Light akasa.
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What in the seven hells was Arenvald thinking, living on table scraps like that?
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Call it an educated guess, but I thought you might have performed some last-moment firearm inspections by now.
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FATE: Fallen Corpses Steel Myself For Death
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You know about tauruses? Didn't expect you to; they're only found in the most dangerous reaches of Etheirys. Type of mermaid, they are, just kind of... damnable.
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Cause of death: collecting some solid data.
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...So you need blackest melancholy to butt heads with those old codgers?
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Wagging that tongue is hardly my forte.
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I suppose you're wondering why we'd need a deceptively deep snowdrift for in the first place. It's actually used for offering unsolicited help.