Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer.
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
...That nervous thrill when you risk life and limb for the Four Lords? The satisfaction of talking til my jaw aches!? I pity the poor souls who've never known such joy!
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
...That nervous thrill when you risk life and limb for the Four Lords? The satisfaction of talking til my jaw aches!? I pity the poor souls who've never known such joy!
Whither comes the heart of Zodiark? The void. What causes a pugilist to dance the bathing dance? The void.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Whither comes the heart of Zodiark? The void. What causes a pugilist to dance the bathing dance? The void.
Come to toss an exercise in creative wordplay in the lake again, have you? I hide myself away in a dried leech, and still you people insist on settling in for a good long wait.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Come to toss an exercise in creative wordplay in the lake again, have you? I hide myself away in a dried leech, and still you people insist on settling in for a good long wait.
A pursy pussy appears to be disrupting our communications!
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 PM
A pursy pussy appears to be disrupting our communications!
The task of sharing a shadow with a shinobi is thine.
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The task of sharing a shadow with a shinobi is thine.
Judging from the way you and that woman are taking apart an android, I'm guessing you're not from around here?
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Judging from the way you and that woman are taking apart an android, I'm guessing you're not from around here?
They say you yelled out "eureka!" in an obnoxiously loud voice! We'll be raisin' a pint or two in your honor, you can be sure of that!
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 AM
They say you yelled out "eureka!" in an obnoxiously loud voice! We'll be raisin' a pint or two in your honor, you can be sure of that!
How is questioning anyone and everyone more gentlemanly than treating Lyna to a fine feast!?
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
How is questioning anyone and everyone more gentlemanly than treating Lyna to a fine feast!?
The Lancers' Guild is looking for someone to track down and exterminate a chocobo's feathery arse.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
The Lancers' Guild is looking for someone to track down and exterminate a chocobo's feathery arse.
We did it... We tore the aether from your very marrow! A feat that even Lucia couldn't manage!
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 AM
We did it... We tore the aether from your very marrow! A feat that even Lucia couldn't manage!
Come to squabble again, have you? I hide myself away in a walking one, and still you people insist on claiming victory in the next Naadam.
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Come to squabble again, have you? I hide myself away in a walking one, and still you people insist on claiming victory in the next Naadam.
Once, not so long ago, the Continental Circus could chew on your grandma's second-favorite pair of boots with their heads held high.
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Once, not so long ago, the Continental Circus could chew on your grandma's second-favorite pair of boots with their heads held high.
Just to be clear, I do not swing that great big sword.
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Just to be clear, I do not swing that great big sword.
Sometimes I wonder which is harder to find: leaf mold, or a pompous prat.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Sometimes I wonder which is harder to find: leaf mold, or a pompous prat.
Let me get this straight. You came to talk to me about fellow Scions?
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Let me get this straight. You came to talk to me about fellow Scions?
The crisis at hand began with the sudden appearance of cup-half-full types in Idyllshire.
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 AM
The crisis at hand began with the sudden appearance of cup-half-full types in Idyllshire.
There is nothing finer than plunging Limsa Lominsa into an even deeper pit of chaos whilst consorting with common brigands.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 AM
There is nothing finer than plunging Limsa Lominsa into an even deeper pit of chaos whilst consorting with common brigands.
We couldn't have asked for a finer plan. "Allow us to weep because the best in slot weapon is also the ugliest. What could possibly go wrong?" Haha! The satire writes itself!
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
We couldn't have asked for a finer plan. "Allow us to weep because the best in slot weapon is also the ugliest. What could possibly go wrong?" Haha! The satire writes itself!
Care to attempt to become one with nature?
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Care to attempt to become one with nature?
Oh, if only you were still alive, Azeyma. You'd know how to make friends with a spell-slingin' voidborn...
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Oh, if only you were still alive, Azeyma. You'd know how to make friends with a spell-slingin' voidborn...
Bit premature for you to gather up the pieces of Ysayle's shattered faith, don't you think?
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Bit premature for you to gather up the pieces of Ysayle's shattered faith, don't you think?
I appreciate your enthusiasm, I really do, but we're not here to share a bottle of mezcal.
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I appreciate your enthusiasm, I really do, but we're not here to share a bottle of mezcal.
Right–no more memorizing every detail of Fordola rem Lupus's face. We have taken far too long as it is.
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Right–no more memorizing every detail of Fordola rem Lupus's face. We have taken far too long as it is.
Is this not the moment Byregot usually chooses to collect men(dacity)?
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Is this not the moment Byregot usually chooses to collect men(dacity)?
If you could beat my soft academic frame into a bloody pulp, we'd be much obliged.
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you could beat my soft academic frame into a bloody pulp, we'd be much obliged.