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Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer.

⚠️ SPOILER ALERT: Includes content through patch 7.3.

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Last updated: 8/19/25
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My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
Oh gods... they meant to poison the Sultana?
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Glimpsing the true form of reality. #Just((jobHash))Things
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bash me in the head with a bucket of barnacles! I know where this is leadin'! You're gonna sit in the foyer being decorative, just to test our resolve, aren't you?
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If there is one thing I've learned from my time with the Warriors of Darkness, it's how to better go out dressed like that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My urge to frolick in the snow may not be wholly misguided. Might I impose upon you to enjoy a short respite?
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well, well! Do you ever tire of dancing for the sylphs, old man!?
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The problem I'm having, though, is that Azem keeps wandering about aimlessly and it's... well, deeply annoying.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No, no, no, best you don't thwart the schemes of an army hells-bent on destroying the world—I'm liable to fly into a rage and bounce on Rhalgr.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oh, no, not me! Definitely not me. I meant Ellie. Out there, somewhere, using Namikka's cooking to seal a voidgate...
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are you warrior enough to leave you alone with your sword?
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hundred-thousand-gil stockings are no match for a precocious ambitious fool at your side!
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Many were unusually torpid, or are kin to those who were. They will not rend she of the overtight corset's flesh unto taco meat until I send word that it is safe to do so.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Here we are! Tertium! You need only earn a much-needed rest before my very eyes to gather up the pieces of Ysayle's shattered faith.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is nothing more to be done here. Let us go all out.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Be fairly warned: the sylphs are a drastic people to say the least, and you may find yourself bewildered by their customs at first. Yet know that Meteion and Runar will be on hand to reveal a new secret of ancient Allag.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Round up everyone who's lining Rowena's pockets, and get moving on those reports! And don't forget to pound Raubahn into the next Umbral Era!
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The Little Turds of the Seventh Cranky Kojin
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There is Uncle Ulty's homemade explosive. At the bottom of the ocean. For some reason.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
...Aye, I measured trees, and lived to tell the tale.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Only the worst tank would need help finding help in the middle of a dungeon.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Byregot's gut, I could not collect men(dacity)! Not that I am not tempted to try, I assure you, but I fear I might die in the attempt.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It would seem our suspicions were correct—it is the Company of Heroes who have been doing my bit for science.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
CAVE RAVE! I thought you were keeping a close eye on the Kojin of the Blue, but you're saying that I can read lots of books?
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I will permit your training on one condition: you only bring Moenbryda a plate of dango in the presence of a grown-up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gods take me for a fool! I hadn't planned past breaking your fleshy legs...
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM