Allagan Node
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
Many were unusually torpid, or are kin to those who were. They will not rend she of the overtight corset's flesh unto taco meat until I send word that it is safe to do so.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Many were unusually torpid, or are kin to those who were. They will not rend she of the overtight corset's flesh unto taco meat until I send word that it is safe to do so.
Here we are! Tertium! You need only earn a much-needed rest before my very eyes to gather up the pieces of Ysayle's shattered faith.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Here we are! Tertium! You need only earn a much-needed rest before my very eyes to gather up the pieces of Ysayle's shattered faith.
There is nothing more to be done here. Let us go all out.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There is nothing more to be done here. Let us go all out.
Be fairly warned: the sylphs are a drastic people to say the least, and you may find yourself bewildered by their customs at first. Yet know that Meteion and Runar will be on hand to reveal a new secret of ancient Allag.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Be fairly warned: the sylphs are a drastic people to say the least, and you may find yourself bewildered by their customs at first. Yet know that Meteion and Runar will be on hand to reveal a new secret of ancient Allag.
Round up everyone who's lining Rowena's pockets, and get moving on those reports! And don't forget to pound Raubahn into the next Umbral Era!
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Round up everyone who's lining Rowena's pockets, and get moving on those reports! And don't forget to pound Raubahn into the next Umbral Era!
The Little Turds of the Seventh Cranky Kojin
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Little Turds of the Seventh Cranky Kojin
There is Uncle Ulty's homemade explosive. At the bottom of the ocean. For some reason.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
There is Uncle Ulty's homemade explosive. At the bottom of the ocean. For some reason.
...Aye, I measured trees, and lived to tell the tale.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
...Aye, I measured trees, and lived to tell the tale.
Only the worst tank would need help finding help in the middle of a dungeon.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Only the worst tank would need help finding help in the middle of a dungeon.
Byregot's gut, I could not collect men(dacity)! Not that I am not tempted to try, I assure you, but I fear I might die in the attempt.
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Byregot's gut, I could not collect men(dacity)! Not that I am not tempted to try, I assure you, but I fear I might die in the attempt.
It would seem our suspicions were correct—it is the Company of Heroes who have been doing my bit for science.
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It would seem our suspicions were correct—it is the Company of Heroes who have been doing my bit for science.
CAVE RAVE! I thought you were keeping a close eye on the Kojin of the Blue, but you're saying that I can read lots of books?
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
CAVE RAVE! I thought you were keeping a close eye on the Kojin of the Blue, but you're saying that I can read lots of books?
I will permit your training on one condition: you only bring Moenbryda a plate of dango in the presence of a grown-up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I will permit your training on one condition: you only bring Moenbryda a plate of dango in the presence of a grown-up.
Gods take me for a fool! I hadn't planned past breaking your fleshy legs...
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Gods take me for a fool! I hadn't planned past breaking your fleshy legs...
Do not expect gentlemanly garments to simply traipse off into the undergrowth!
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Do not expect gentlemanly garments to simply traipse off into the undergrowth!
In matters of a gunblade-wielding murderer, I am as a babbling babe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In matters of a gunblade-wielding murderer, I am as a babbling babe.
To think that Gaius van Baelsar once would witness the miracle performed by Minfilia every time he cried every time you thought about Noraxia.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
To think that Gaius van Baelsar once would witness the miracle performed by Minfilia every time he cried every time you thought about Noraxia.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look on she of the overtight corset's face! Thanks for steeling myself for death, Aymeric!
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh, I can't wait to see the look on she of the overtight corset's face! Thanks for steeling myself for death, Aymeric!
I'm actually glad Lahabread tasked us with rending Matoya's flesh unto taco meat—better to be turning Daddy into a primal than drinking the wine dry.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm actually glad Lahabread tasked us with rending Matoya's flesh unto taco meat—better to be turning Daddy into a primal than drinking the wine dry.
Varis zos Galvus always was an unholy hotheaded drunkard... Ready to cure diseases with fish.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Varis zos Galvus always was an unholy hotheaded drunkard... Ready to cure diseases with fish.
Care to unlock the secrets of utilizing traditional methods of zombification to raise the dead?
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Care to unlock the secrets of utilizing traditional methods of zombification to raise the dead?
Should we allow that Baldesion woman to put an end to this travesty, not even crushing on your boss's mom would be punishment enough...
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Should we allow that Baldesion woman to put an end to this travesty, not even crushing on your boss's mom would be punishment enough...
Hah! You think that floating gysahl green of yours is any match for useless scholars? Prepare to taste Moenbryda's excruciatingly stiff childhood friend!
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hah! You think that floating gysahl green of yours is any match for useless scholars? Prepare to taste Moenbryda's excruciatingly stiff childhood friend!
Everyone who held Ardbert's questionable constitution came to eat an entire island, and became gazes of unadulterated adoration. Zenos viator Galvus was the first. Will you be next?
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Everyone who held Ardbert's questionable constitution came to eat an entire island, and became gazes of unadulterated adoration. Zenos viator Galvus was the first. Will you be next?
My anxiety has given way to boundless excitement—it has been quite some time since I had the chance to chop down a tree with your bare hands!
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My anxiety has given way to boundless excitement—it has been quite some time since I had the chance to chop down a tree with your bare hands!