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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 1h

None of this is true. But the GOP is obsessed with boys' jizz and young prepubescent girls though, Jesus

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 4h

People freak out when I suggest age limits. I'm like there are ALREADY age limits in the actual Constitution!

They are minimums. So why not maximums?

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 19h

Cop engine, cop tires, cop suspension...

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 20h

35-Mile 2024 Chevrolet Blazer EV Police Pursuit Vehicle 9C1

Bid for the chance to own a 35-Mile 2024 Chevrolet Blazer EV Police Pursuit Vehicle 9C1 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #215,707.

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 19h

And the Alf dick

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 1d

ALAN COME INTO THE LIGHT ALAN

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

AZ AG Mayes: If I have to, I’ll take Speaker Johnson to court. There's no legitimate reason for him to refuse to swear her in right now. And it's not fair for Mike Johnson to be holding the state of Arizona hostage because he doesn't want to release the Epstein files.

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 1d

Just being a big helper

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 1d

That's no shit. "Did you ever notice this in STAR WARS?

...Han Solo is actually the one who shot Darth Vader's TIE Fighter!"

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone and saying `` otis my man ! ''

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone and saying `` otis my man ! ''

media.tenor.com

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2d

[in “Top Secret!” trenchcoat spy voice]:

“No clone of Blake Farenthold can be called successful “

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll add this loss to Bailey’s tab, like runners on base when a reliever comes in

St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday.com · 2d

Abortion will remain available at Planned Parenthood clinics in Missouri, a judge ruled, rejecting a request by the attorney general’s office to reinstate several restrictions on the procedure.

Missouri appeals court rules against attorney general, allows abortions to continue

Abortion will remain available at Planned Parenthood clinics in Missouri, a judge ruled, rejecting a request by the attorney general’s office to reinstate several restrictions on the procedure.

www.stltoday.com

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2d

Smoking, most likely

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2d

NOW *HE'S* CRYING

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 2d

Fox News has largely ignored the Israel-Hamas conflict for several months, at least on the shows I covered - Fox & Friends, The Five and the primetime shows. This is a graph with some additional commentary. Some weeks Cracker Barrel was mentioned more than Israel.

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 2d

Net-positive

Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 3d

Nice! Here's a bonus: Dropkick digging out Woody Guthrie lyrics from the Guthrie Center archives and laying it down with Evan Felker of Turnpike.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=igrE...

Dropkick Murphys "The Last One" feat. Evan Felker of Turnpike Troubadours

YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys

www.youtube.com

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 3d

ooh, which song? I'll trade you a country song for it (from his previous term, though. First one that came to mind)

youtu.be/Nx2XOIZlNew?...

King Of The Ashes

YouTube video by India Ramey

youtu.be

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 3d

Bear!

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Craig Against The Machine @allaroundswell.bsky.social · 3d

Can't be a good reason for this. That's a good dude, hope all is well

St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday.com · 3d

After two 90-win seasons, two playoff berths, and perennial votes for manager of the year, the 57-year-old coach retires with two years remaining on contact.