Craig Against The Machine
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I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.
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Thank you, Diet Mug Root Beer for a laugh any time I need one
When my wife starts kicking my ass in Scrabble (often), I sometimes play words for my entertainment instead of maxxing out point value
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When my wife starts kicking my ass in Scrabble (often), I sometimes play words for my entertainment instead of maxxing out point value
Miss Sierra Ferrell helping us play Scrabble. Hopefully her brilliant songwriting leaks into my brain and helps me make words longer than ZA for once
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Miss Sierra Ferrell helping us play Scrabble. Hopefully her brilliant songwriting leaks into my brain and helps me make words longer than ZA for once
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Trump Wins Hooters Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trump Wins Hooters Peace Prize
"where's the fuel filler?"
"Back .. And to the left"
"Back .. And to the left"
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"where's the fuel filler?"
"Back .. And to the left"
"Back .. And to the left"
Missouri is not sending their best
KERNEN: Does Mike Johnson have a healthcare plan?
REP. JASON SMITH: Um. Yesterday he said that we're working on a plan
CNBC HOSTS: ... ... ...
REP. JASON SMITH: Um. Yesterday he said that we're working on a plan
CNBC HOSTS: ... ... ...
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Missouri is not sending their best
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Our holiday sale just dropped. Spend $100+ now through 12/12 and get a $10 Crown Candy Kitchen Gift Card.
We’ve got 900+ St. Louis favorites:
• Shirts • Prints & posters • Holiday cards • Coffee mugs • Local gift ideas
Perfect for anyone who loves this city. Shop at: bentonparkprints.com
We’ve got 900+ St. Louis favorites:
• Shirts • Prints & posters • Holiday cards • Coffee mugs • Local gift ideas
Perfect for anyone who loves this city. Shop at: bentonparkprints.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our holiday sale just dropped. Spend $100+ now through 12/12 and get a $10 Crown Candy Kitchen Gift Card.
We’ve got 900+ St. Louis favorites:
• Shirts • Prints & posters • Holiday cards • Coffee mugs • Local gift ideas
Perfect for anyone who loves this city. Shop at: bentonparkprints.com
We’ve got 900+ St. Louis favorites:
• Shirts • Prints & posters • Holiday cards • Coffee mugs • Local gift ideas
Perfect for anyone who loves this city. Shop at: bentonparkprints.com
Why are salespeople so fucking stupid?
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why are salespeople so fucking stupid?
Cuellar fucking SUCKS. Where is the Crypto-to-Pardon pipeline I wonder?
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cuellar fucking SUCKS. Where is the Crypto-to-Pardon pipeline I wonder?
Michael Dell endorses pardoning narcoterrorists
Trump on pardoning the former president of Honduras: "That was a Biden horrible witch hunt. A lot of people in Honduras asked me to do that & I did it. I feel very good about it. If you have some drug dealers in your country and you're the president, you don't necessarily put the president in jail"
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Michael Dell endorses pardoning narcoterrorists
I can actually relate to Trump in this moment
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I can actually relate to Trump in this moment
Thank Zod for buttwarmers
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Thank Zod for buttwarmers
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An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox.
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members.
Sign up now. Use it as wrapping paper:
membership.theonion.com
Oh boy the Monday Dread dreams were hitting hard this morning. Thanks brain
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Oh boy the Monday Dread dreams were hitting hard this morning. Thanks brain
Absolute abortion by the Broncos tonight
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Absolute abortion by the Broncos tonight
Denver doesn't deserve to win this. Let Washington pull off a miracle
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Denver doesn't deserve to win this. Let Washington pull off a miracle
This whole game is a Yankoff
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This whole game is a Yankoff
That's not even the white boy's fault. Burks with a ridiculous catch
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
That's not even the white boy's fault. Burks with a ridiculous catch
Holy shit Bo Nix
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy shit Bo Nix
Broncos making that kid look like Walter Payton tonight ffs
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Broncos making that kid look like Walter Payton tonight ffs
Fucking vaunted Broncos D getting carved up, and the white boy hasn't even started taking DPIs yet
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fucking vaunted Broncos D getting carved up, and the white boy hasn't even started taking DPIs yet
What the fuck, Broncos
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What the fuck, Broncos
Welcome home, "Trace" on vinyl. Missed prior releases, but thrilled to have the Record Store Day 30th Anniversary release
But did get the 25th booklet with a great story from Jason Isbell as the foreword. (Isbell fans will note the presence of a Beretta in this story, pre "Weathervanes" release)
But did get the 25th booklet with a great story from Jason Isbell as the foreword. (Isbell fans will note the presence of a Beretta in this story, pre "Weathervanes" release)
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Welcome home, "Trace" on vinyl. Missed prior releases, but thrilled to have the Record Store Day 30th Anniversary release
But did get the 25th booklet with a great story from Jason Isbell as the foreword. (Isbell fans will note the presence of a Beretta in this story, pre "Weathervanes" release)
But did get the 25th booklet with a great story from Jason Isbell as the foreword. (Isbell fans will note the presence of a Beretta in this story, pre "Weathervanes" release)
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BTW, What makes the Nuzzi thing that much more mind-boggling is that she is like a 6 at best
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
BTW, What makes the Nuzzi thing that much more mind-boggling is that she is like a 6 at best
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life