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@allforvoidco.bsky.social

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You can call me MR PRESIDENT! Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social //Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing

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Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · Jul 23

“You shouldn’t have run away, Pauline!”
Portrayal of Void Kong from DK Bananza
No lewd, might be spoilers

a group of cartoon characters are standing on top of a rocky hill

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing on top of a rocky hill

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Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 1d

@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social
I dunno why everyone’s doing it but I want in!

𝐀 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 —ᡣ𐭩 @cyberkiss.bsky.social · 1d

GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING. GOD IS COMING.

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 3d

I HATE YOU ALREADY

𝙲𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 @nearsightedfowl.bsky.social · 4d

"In this economy? And with that whole vibe? Seems doomed to failure."

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

OF AN OIL CORPORATION

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 3d

@fastestdoctor.bsky.social
If I win this race, we collab. Whaddabout it, Doc?

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

@b3st3arthbender.bsky.social
You dig stuff up too?!
No one can do it better than VoidCo!

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

@endless-hellfire.bsky.social
Light, dark, doesn’t matter to me! Everything will soon be mine!

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

(Couldn’t find a template, like for a rival interaction!)

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

OF AN OIL CORPORATION

𝙲𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 @nearsightedfowl.bsky.social · 4d

"President of what? Tiny guyliner? Who voted for you to be president of the Billy Talent fanclub?"

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

YOU CAN CALL ME “MR PRESIDENT”, POPEYE THE SAILOR MORON!

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 4d

YOU CAN CALL ME “MR PRESIDENT”, POPEYE THE SAILOR MORON!

𝙲𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 @nearsightedfowl.bsky.social · 5d

"What? I'm not your captain, you don't have to say ai-ai to me. I didn't even give you a command, I asked a question."

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 5d

I’M AN AYE AYE! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 5d

I’M AN AYE AYE! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!

𝙲𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 @nearsightedfowl.bsky.social · 5d

@allforvoidco.bsky.social

"Huh. Are you on drugs or just emo? And did this happen before or after you fell into the Spring of Drowned ... Simian?"

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 5d

Looks like someone got around to the eye drops!
Hey, progress is progress!

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · 18d

"........."

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 9d

//that’s how it is when I start one too, dw

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 11d

Wow, that’s new.

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 12d

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

@nintendosavior.bsky.social
Ah, you’re that enemies-to-friends guy with DK!
You’re not getting in my way either!
(Void steals a Super Star!)

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

How much for a copy of that code? Preferably on a microchip or 100!
I pay in Banandium!

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 @amothersship.bsky.social · 13d

I can scan to at least 20 kilometers deep in the ground to help with locating oil!

*She gives a thumbs up with a projected hand and winks at him*

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

I’m the president of an oil drilling company! Whaddya got that can help with that?

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

I’m the president of an oil drilling company! Whaddya got that can help with that?

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 @amothersship.bsky.social · 13d

Hello! In what way would you want to use my programming to help your company? I'd assist in exchange for printed data on this world to research!

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

Oooooooooooooh, hello there! How can I use your code for VoidCo?
(He walks up in his mech.)

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 13d

Oooooooooooooh, hello there! How can I use your code for VoidCo?
(He walks up in his mech.)

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 @amothersship.bsky.social · 13d

*She lands herself, crushing many buildings unintentionally*

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 14d

Ooh, a fight!? Where is it, I gotta get this on pay-per-view!

Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 14d

*He's managed to get so annoyed, he's completely unpetrified himself.*

I swear to god, if those two were fighting someone again...

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 16d

Ooh, robot!
*yoink

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · 16d

Smol angry zonai

Approach with caution

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 16d

Choccy milk for ME.
Because IM epic!

a glass of chocolate milk is being poured from a bottle into a glass .

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Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 17d

(Out of the ground nearby, a VoidCo robot drills out, and scans for its surroundings through a camera that Void Kong is looking through remotely.)
That kid?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 17d

[Open interaction]

*You stumble across Courage's barn, where a silouhette of a girl could bexseen, laying down.*

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 17d

THIS!

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 18d

“Super Sonic Racing’s spirit still lives on.”

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 18d

//they also cooked with JP’s theme too youtu.be/UMZq8Ycgo6U?...

Street Fighter 6 JP's Theme - The Plunderer

YouTube video by Street Fighter

Reposted by Void Kong

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 18d

youtu.be/rteBtVgZYME?...

Void Kong @allforvoidco.bsky.social · 21d

Why are they in bottles? So we can drink it!

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 21d

“Why are people chugging condiments????”