Void Kong
@allforvoidco.bsky.social
You can call me MR PRESIDENT!
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
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Void Kong
@allforvoidco.bsky.social
· Jul 23
a group of cartoon characters are standing on top of a rocky hill
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing on top of a rocky hill
media.tenor.com
“You shouldn’t have run away, Pauline!”
Portrayal of Void Kong from DK Bananza
No lewd, might be spoilers
Portrayal of Void Kong from DK Bananza
No lewd, might be spoilers
Just give it 5 years an’ yer gonna be staying mad too!
Stay mad.
No fair! Now I gotta make me a movie!
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just give it 5 years an’ yer gonna be staying mad too!
No fair! Now I gotta make me a movie!
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
No fair! Now I gotta make me a movie!
I mean nuh uh!
[[NC]]
“What do you mean nuh uh?”
“What do you mean nuh uh?”
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I mean nuh uh!
Maybe if I get that heart I can clone it and make another killing!
[[NC]]
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Hey, who’s gonna judge?
Not me! I buy stuff.
Not me! I buy stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Maybe if I get that heart I can clone it and make another killing!
Hey, who’s gonna judge?
Not me! I buy stuff.
Not me! I buy stuff.
[[NC]]
“Ha! I’m just going to steal Kris’s heart- WAIT NO!
I don’t like how that sounds!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO!”
“Ha! I’m just going to steal Kris’s heart- WAIT NO!
I don’t like how that sounds!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO!”
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey, who’s gonna judge?
Not me! I buy stuff.
Not me! I buy stuff.
(As more critters flee the chaos, a geyser of oil bursts from the ground.)
Yeah, like that!
Yeah, like that!
G-Gah!
*A light squeal came from the purplette, causing her to stumble back slightly onto the ground while crawling back.*
Wh...Wha...?
*A light squeal came from the purplette, causing her to stumble back slightly onto the ground while crawling back.*
Wh...Wha...?
(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.)
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
(As more critters flee the chaos, a geyser of oil bursts from the ground.)
Yeah, like that!
Yeah, like that!
You look like if Einstein fused with King Kong for even worse reasons and got the voice of a 79-year old Kremling!
Mr. President? VoidCo? Pah! Sounds like you reek where Capitalism and the mayor of Townsville merged with each other for the wrong reasons.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You look like if Einstein fused with King Kong for even worse reasons and got the voice of a 79-year old Kremling!
Call me Mr President! I am Void Kong of VoidCo and I will be back in the sun before I let any competition get in my way!
Who are you?
Nuh uh
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Call me Mr President! I am Void Kong of VoidCo and I will be back in the sun before I let any competition get in my way!
Nuh uh
I will now take this place and you fools won’t stop me, Mojo Jojo!
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Nuh uh
Stro.
If they’re background characters you’re a one-use gag in a game franchise the devs don’t even mention as a joke
You’re like MiniLadd if he was terminally online post-controversy
If they’re background characters you’re a one-use gag in a game franchise the devs don’t even mention as a joke
You’re like MiniLadd if he was terminally online post-controversy
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Stro.
If they’re background characters you’re a one-use gag in a game franchise the devs don’t even mention as a joke
You’re like MiniLadd if he was terminally online post-controversy
If they’re background characters you’re a one-use gag in a game franchise the devs don’t even mention as a joke
You’re like MiniLadd if he was terminally online post-controversy
Reposted by Void Kong
OOC.
//I don’t want to be that one person to get involved in drama despite running a parody, but... We got a traitor for siding with the weirdo.
//I don’t want to be that one person to get involved in drama despite running a parody, but... We got a traitor for siding with the weirdo.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
OOC.
//I don’t want to be that one person to get involved in drama despite running a parody, but... We got a traitor for siding with the weirdo.
//I don’t want to be that one person to get involved in drama despite running a parody, but... We got a traitor for siding with the weirdo.
Their dreams are small!
"maybe 'cause none of those other guys tried makin' a zoo filled with 'em?"
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Their dreams are small!
Puh-lease! I’m a CEO, they never go after CEOs!
Ask Elon and Jeff, I don’t remember any eldritch horrors going after them!
Ask Elon and Jeff, I don’t remember any eldritch horrors going after them!
"Those things could very well try to kill you in extremely brutal ways. Are ya SURE it's worth it...?"
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Puh-lease! I’m a CEO, they never go after CEOs!
Ask Elon and Jeff, I don’t remember any eldritch horrors going after them!
Ask Elon and Jeff, I don’t remember any eldritch horrors going after them!
And I’m moneyhungry, what’s your point?
"...y' sure that's a good idea? Those things are bloodthirsty."
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
And I’m moneyhungry, what’s your point?
I dunno, but I wanna put them all in a little EXE zoo and show them off to the public!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I dunno, but I wanna put them all in a little EXE zoo and show them off to the public!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
You’re gonna Tusk Act 4 them to death?
(He read JoJo’s part 7, don’t question it.)
(He read JoJo’s part 7, don’t question it.)
Wait, I have an idea as to defeat Crossbones!
*Edd does the following.*
*Edd does the following.*
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You’re gonna Tusk Act 4 them to death?
(He read JoJo’s part 7, don’t question it.)
(He read JoJo’s part 7, don’t question it.)
Reposted by Void Kong
Ichiban Kasuga from Yakuza: Like A Dragon joins Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds as a free playable racer on November 6, with the special Ichiban Festival event running from November 7–10! 🏁💙
Full details in our latest article, linked below!
#SonicNews | #SonicRacingCrossWorlds
Full details in our latest article, linked below!
#SonicNews | #SonicRacingCrossWorlds
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ichiban Kasuga from Yakuza: Like A Dragon joins Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds as a free playable racer on November 6, with the special Ichiban Festival event running from November 7–10! 🏁💙
Full details in our latest article, linked below!
#SonicNews | #SonicRacingCrossWorlds
Full details in our latest article, linked below!
#SonicNews | #SonicRacingCrossWorlds
Who said I’d use it at VoidCo?
Then have fun listening to All I Want For Christmas is You at Void Co., and you’ll see why.
THEN ILL BUY IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Who said I’d use it at VoidCo?
THEN ILL BUY IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
I’m not buying Mariah Carey this month, so fuck off, all of you.
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
THEN ILL BUY IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.)
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.)
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
Ooh, can I sell that?
[ NC ]
"L̸o̵v̵e̵ ̵i̶s̴ ̴i̶n̴ ̴t̷h̴e̴ ̷a̸i̴r̷.̷ ̶.̶ ̷.̶ ̵W̸r̵o̵n̸g̷.̶ C̵a̴r̸b̴o̸n̴ ̷m̶o̶n̸o̷x̴i̸d̴e̸.̵ ̷"
"L̸o̵v̵e̵ ̵i̶s̴ ̴i̶n̴ ̴t̷h̴e̴ ̷a̸i̴r̷.̷ ̶.̶ ̷.̶ ̵W̸r̵o̵n̸g̷.̶ C̵a̴r̸b̴o̸n̴ ̷m̶o̶n̸o̷x̴i̸d̴e̸.̵ ̷"
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ooh, can I sell that?
(There are sounds of drilling in the distance as as a menagerie of forest critters scurry past her in terror.)
@allforvoidco.bsky.social
*A few shuffles through the forest as an interesting girl slowly navigated through a few bushes while holding up a map. Recently, Yuri heard of this area and curiosity got the better of her.*
*A few shuffles through the forest as an interesting girl slowly navigated through a few bushes while holding up a map. Recently, Yuri heard of this area and curiosity got the better of her.*
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
(There are sounds of drilling in the distance as as a menagerie of forest critters scurry past her in terror.)