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Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER.

Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group

(Mun is 24 years of age)
Pinned
The Happiest Place on Earth

❤️ & 🔄?
a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
ALT: a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
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🐭“Buying the Termina Moon. Ha ha.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 AM
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
🐭“The moon is owned by me The moon is owned by me The moon is owned by me The moon is owned by me. Ha ha.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
🐭“THE FUCK. ZOOTOPIA 2 LOST TO SOME ANIMATED K-POP GARBAGE IN THE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS?!”
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
🐭“You won’t, ha ha.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
a flock of bats are flying in the dark
ALT: a flock of bats are flying in the dark
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January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
🐭“...Do I own this Super Sentai IP? Ha ha.”
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
🐭“I WILL OWN THEM. HA HA.”
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ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN POP STAR IS OWNED BY YOU! GRRRR! 💢
🐭“Do I own this Knuckle Joe character?”
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
🐭“Absolutely yes. Ha ha.”
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
🐭“Do I own this Knuckle Joe character?”
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🐭“Incorrect. That was counterfeit money from the scammers given to me. Ha ha.”
"That wasn't the Spring of Courage. That was an illusion that turned out to be a pool of your wealth. Good for you setting it all on fire."
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
🐭“I own the Spring of Courage, ha ha. Oh wait, I NAPALM BOMBED IT.”
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
🐭“...Not going to bother asking if I own the rights and license to Sheep in the City as long as Warner Bros. is in for the Zaslav money. Ha ha.”
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◦◦◦ 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◦◦◦ 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧.

𝑨𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒐𝒏, 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅
𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍
𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒔. 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔
𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏,
𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◦◦◦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◦◦◦ 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞.

#MVRP / #DigimonRP
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
🐭“Do I own this Yggdrasil? Ha ha.”
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
🐭“Shut the fuck up, or else I’ll buy you rights and license. Ha ha.”
"Look at me, I'm big corporation. I LOOOOOOVE MONEEEEYYYY. I HATE FUNNNNN. I JUST WANNA STEAL EVERYTHINGGGGGG. WAAH WAAAAHHHH."
🐭“Motherfucker, I OWN six seven.”
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
🐭“Motherfucker, I OWN six seven.”
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
🐭“Opening a Dark Fountain in your room, [reader]. Ha ha.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
🐭“Now buying this Billy Bastion kid. Ha ha.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
🐭“Now buying the rights and license to Valve. Because when I do, they’ll have no choice but to have Disney+ pre-installed on their next Steam console in the future. Ha ha.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 AM
🐭 “Do I own these Host Computers? Ha ha.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
🐭“Yah, dead Cartoon Network IP.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
🐭“Yes it is, ha ha.”
“Chainsaw man isn’t yours to own”
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
🐭“I own the Chainsaw Man, ha ha.

Also, you’re going to motherfucking Orlando, Florida, where Disney World exists, [reader].”
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM