al the pal
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Wasn’t gonna smoke tn but my frontal lobe closing like a mf
This Biracial bird means everything to me
A rare hybrid bird was identified as the first recorded natural occurrence of a green jay mating with a blue jay in the wild.

Scientists say global warming expanded the range of the typically tropical green jay, allowing for this unique union.
Rare colorful hybrid jay could be result of climate change, study finds
A backyard sighting has led to what researchers say may be the first hybrid offspring of a blue jay mating with a green jay.
www.washingtonpost.com
Just sneezed so hard I felt my back crack. this is the dream
Sometimes u just need to poop and calm down
sometimes before I fall sleep I hear this in my head
Very few times that I’ve been zooted to the point I can’t read simple sentences and 2/3 of those times “tate mcrae” was at the scene of the crime. Something about her name just absolutely demolishes my sense of syntax. literacy obliterater
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You'd better not be in one of your moods when I come home. I confiscated those.
Why are you as a man featuring another man
Tbd…. The bampire diaries…
Taking an edible and pressing start Erin Brockovich after midnight
I probably was an ant in my past life
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Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous
im CTFUUUUU thinking ab the rpf tag on ao3. If I was a celebrity and people were writing smutty fanfics about me describing my body saying shit like “her thin lips” or “her large thighs” no I’d kill my self OMGGGGG OMG
BENNY WEIR SAVE ME BENNY WEIR
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French people use the same yakub as everyone else
Dominic fike looks like every single man that works at the Denver airport
DEVIN CRAIG HAS SPOKEN TO ME TELEPATHICALLY
Michael provost has spoken to me telepathically
Just wrote Lohn Jegend into Spotify search
bashing my own head into a wall <3
Having violent thoughts
u on this app too … now we can get the party started
3OH!3 I have received your telepathic message and will proceed with the plan
I love to tell people that disagree with me that they’re going to hell
AND YOUR HONEY GIVIN ME BRAIN