Lord and Lady Alzoru
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Lord and Lady Alzoru
@alzoruledura.bsky.social
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πŸ”ž No minors, please Lewd intersex Dragon. Likes Bionicle, Minecraft, TTRPGs, TCGs, Pokemon, Digimon, and other nerdy stuff. Usually a dom. He/Him, She/Her or Shi/Hir.
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Anyway, hi, I'm Lord and Lady Alzoru. I mostly write stories and ERP. Occasionally I do art. I am trying really hard to be a voice actor as well. Lover of BIONICLE, Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Hunter, TTRPG, TCG, Minecraft, and other nerdy things. I take any pronouns except "it."
I would unironically love this crossover
Silly or no, it's certainly festive
Me as a beginner mage. Seems like so long ago.
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This clip of Pete Hegseth giving himself a good whack in the crotch is going to be my happy place from here on out.
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
Obviously, gnomes taste like waluigi
Hmm, maybe it might be fun to see Shinka again? Been a while since he showed up
Big part of my childhood
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You bet your bottom button it is, my pet
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Imagine asking for feedback and ignoring it, your platform is fucked when this goes live, you could have been better but you weren't. Don't complain when your site dies because you alienated the majority of its userbase, you were literally told by EVERYONE not to do this.
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One ghoulish liberal I knew told me gleefully that it’s actually good whenever a technology puts people out of work because they can get service jobs which increase the total size of the economy.

Hope he’s roasting.
Fuck me this is bleak.
But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.
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Hi all~ Its ya girl Dezla the dorumon here for a bit =3 Can't seem to go lizard mode right now! Will figure it out eventually!
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Man, if ever I needed further evidence of the country I live in, the era it is, and who is on the evil side...

During my jog, I saw some big truck with a decal on the back showing a trans person being violently attacked in a women's restroom, with the caption saying "Problem solved."

Just... wow.
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HEY YOU!!!!
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Your best friend loves you, and you love her.
Right?.....

A project I started when the new Mega was released, but couldn't finish because of Silksong.
From now on, I'm going to work on it. I also plan to work with Mega Frog, hehe.

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You need an ID? Well, so be it...
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