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Amanda Boekelheide

@amandaboekelheide.bsky.social

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contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it

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Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 7h

I just saw one of the the fattest squirrels I’ve ever seen

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 10h

Following too closely if you can’t see all four wheels of the car in front of you

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 11h

Wowowow the stile of my dreams

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Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 11h

Tips and tricks

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 12h

Some kid kicking the back of my seat for three hours

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 14h

I wanna if you don’t wanna

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 15h

Yessssss this is the best. I hated having to distrust frogs for a while

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What about frogs? I like frogs! Pacific Power Kiteman Commercial

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Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 15h

‘The man with the most power has expended enormous energy targeting those with the least’

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 15h

Drank so much water before getting into a confined space, fantastic choice. Hydration over clambering over other people!

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 15h

I was next to somebody who smelled like blue cheese and I was kind of like ‘yum, blue cheese!’ but also I was like ew no a person shouldn’t smell like that

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 16h

Even though I’m not in a hurry, I still find them incredibly irritating because of the combined lack of situational awareness and selfishness

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 16h

People who don’t know how to use escalators: who raised you and why do you continue to be so clueless

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Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 16h

Why am I so early

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 17h

Gorgeous

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Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 17h

In part, I think it’s the typical human behavior of people not knowing the scope of what they’re getting into and then being very human about it when it’s a lot more complicated than they thought

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 17h

A lot of people have been singing around me recently, why? I mean, random people on the streets, someone in yoga, another person just now while digging through the trash

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds easy enough

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 1d

‘I’d make you a drink but I don’t want you to stay that long’

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 1d

Should I bother to call the landlord like I do every year and ask why the heat isn’t on?

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 1d

OMG instagram just vomited up about 30 messages from 2016 to now that I’d never received. Fun to answer a message nine years later saying sorry the internet ate this, apparently

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 1d

Are you today’s date because you are 10/10

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 2d

@marissaskud.bsky.social Skull-Yorick! 💀💀💀

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 2d

Yes and OMG THAT POST ABOUT BECKETT 😭😭😭

Amanda Boekelheide @amandaboekelheide.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, I’ve asked Apple about this over the years. No, they never have an answer nor are able to fix it