Amanda Boekelheide
@amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
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contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it
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‘I’d make you a drink but I don’t want you to stay that long’
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Should I bother to call the landlord like I do every year and ask why the heat isn’t on?
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
OMG instagram just vomited up about 30 messages from 2016 to now that I’d never received. Fun to answer a message nine years later saying sorry the internet ate this, apparently
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Are you today’s date because you are 10/10
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Yes and OMG THAT POST ABOUT BECKETT 😭😭😭
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Yes, I’ve asked Apple about this over the years. No, they never have an answer nor are able to fix it
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
The endlessly rotating bags of bugs. Today we’re heavy on the ‘don’t’ -and other contractions except for ‘we’re,’ which will autocorrect to ‘were-‘ turning into ‘DONT’ no matter how many times I reset my keyboard or restart my phone
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Yessss, and I don’t even use discord for anything where I need to search or find info, it’s purely social or scheduling meetups for meeeee
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
I searched and didn’t find anything yet aside from the expected teenage mutant ninja turtles
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
That seems like something I should have
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Absolutely. Unless I wanna troll somebody, which is like never, or they’re my friend and I’m proofreading for them, I don’t bother with grammar shit. But it does make me like somebody less if they’re careless about grammar or spelling frequently. I’m attracted to brains and people who notice detail
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
I suppose I should start my day, if the day insists
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
What’s so odd is I find I don’t trust someone if I make a mistake and then find out later they didn’t tell me about it. Like, if I have shit on my face and you don’t tell me, are you really someone I want to be around?
amandaboekelheide.bsky.social
Lol. It gets kinda sweaty in there. I also have a grey rabbit head
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No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”