The Amazing Prizzini
@amazingprizzini.bsky.social
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Chicago’s very own Clown Attorney. Occasional British Loyalist who still welcomes a return of Queen Elizabeth II to these shores. Should not be taken too seriously, please.
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
The 6 conservatives on the court weren’t appointed there because they were brilliant legal minds.

They were chosen because they were good enough, and conservative hacks.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
He’s been pretty great till recently, but it’s been depressing seeing him authorize the Illinois State Police to attack protesters at the ICE facility in suburban Chicago
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
None of us are safe in this police state.
longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois
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longtimehistory.bsky.social
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois
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miawong.bsky.social
There's probably some historical precedent somewhere for ICE's strategy of arresting people's children for the sole purpose of drawing their parents out of hiding to come rescue them but I sure as fuck can't remember ever seeing anyone else do it

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Did they do this again recently?
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Judge wood retired last year, alas.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
I very badly want Easterbrook to be on it
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mlobelart.bsky.social
RIP Diane Keaton- such sad news, what an incredible talent. You probably didn't know she collected clown paintings by amateur artists, eventually publishing an entire book devoted to them
Diane Keaton surrounded by clown paintings Book cover, Clown Paintings by Diane Keaton
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dansinker.com
RIP Tony Fitzpatrick. Taught me so much about what it means to love a place so much that you become one with it. A truly singular Chicago artist.
A vibrant collage by Tony Fitzpatrick features a peregrine falcon with architectural elements and bold text related to Chicago.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
This is also awful
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Diane Keaton, who won an Academy Award for best actress for her portrayal of the titular quirky character in Annie Hall and portrayed Kay Adams in the three Godfather films, has died. She was 79. Read about her life and legacy: bit.ly/47kDP0j
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
It is disconcerting to go outside to walk your dog and hear a helicopter overhead while the secret police kidnap your neighbors.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
I’m paraphrasing @adamchicago.bsky.social , but he’s absolutely right.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Clowns are the natural enemy of the fascist. They understand force, they do not understand absurd resistance.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
I’m not saying that Kristi Noem bathes in the blood of the people they’ve stolen in her quest to remain forever young.

I also cannot rule it out, however.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
One of the key differences between ICE and vampires is that ICE prefers to attack during the day.

Both groups, however, are ruled by monstrous Vampire lords and will happily destroy families.

Plan accordingly.
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Having Robert Smalls make an appearance would be a natural fit
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Jesus Christ, where do they find these people, Washington and Lee College?
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gregpak.net
2025 is full of moments like this - learning about some awesomely good and important thing the government did that this evil administration is killing
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
amazingprizzini.bsky.social
Except this poem. This one will keep in my wallet.