Amby Bamby
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give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig ‘em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.
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I didn’t wake up last night but I just watched and I’m having a good lil sports cry 🥹🥹🥹
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Oh man he almost had it
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And here I am, setting an alarm for 3:30 am to watch tennis lmao let’s see if I wake up 😴😴😴

If not, at least I know I’m waking up to an Aggie win 🏆
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And like…:who packed liquids into a not-even-bubble-wrapped package in the first place because….use your brain please. Yall put a set of 25 hair ties in a box the size of me, but something that *needs* protecting is gonna go in something thinner than tissue paper.
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But also this had Dawn powerwash refills and two other items and the dawn bottles were busted so it was just a bag of soap and mushy boxes for my other stuff…so I’m guessing they just threw the bag from the walkway over to the swing 😑

Which I guess is the same as throwing it up to the porch but
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lol omg the jumpscare at the delivery photo from my own yard 😂
Delivery photo showing our package left on the swing in our yard that has a skeleton on it
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I’ll take that unsportsmanlike flag ALL DAY ERRYDAY
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GATORS TRYNA CHEAT AND BREAK OUR PLAYERS SMH
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(Sexier without gators in it IMO)
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Our end zone looks sexy as hell
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Can the defense do the defense thing or what
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My fingers fail me. Not as bad as Mateer’s hand seems to be failing him but
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Lorrrrrrrdt like four different people could’ve picked thsg
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Mizzou that’s the wrong team!!
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Feels like this is going to be another “if that isn’t targeting, why do they have the rule?” situation where they’re gonna review it and say it isn’t targeting but half the ones they say ARE targeting are like….not even half as dangerous as that.
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I need a Xanax the size of a brisket tbh
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Shades of Kellen Mond making one of the greatest “mistakes” in the history of Aggie football
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I do not understand who this team is on my television
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What an opening drive holy moly
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100% certain my 7 year old could have done better. Maybe even my 4 year old who takes soccer classes for 30 minutes a week in school 😂😂😂
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Undefeated #6 Oklahoma is NOT FAVORED against unranked 3-2 Texas?

Man, it must be nice to simply be….Texas.